very nice, and a good use of the english language, you want to make sure they don't bite your cock off though.....the cunts!! lolOriginally Posted by Smarty
very nice, and a good use of the english language, you want to make sure they don't bite your cock off though.....the cunts!! lol
practise makes perfect Smartie, Practise makes perfect.. but, if i may be so bold as to give you some advice...
if you grab a handful of hair while holding the back of the head, it stops them struggling, and also heightens the your own experience as you are about to "blow your magic beans" inside your "friends" mouth
oh aye
I was having a few drinks with a young friend of mine a couple of weeks back, up there on Baggot St. Now, I live and work in the area and am all to familiar with the local street ladies. Anyway, after a skinful of alcoholic beverages we left the pub. We were walking down the canal when I suggested we hit Mespil Rd for a moment and wouldn't you know it, 2 dirty who-ers standing there. Anyway, long story short, I got a nice satisfying blowjob for 50 notes in someone's driveway.
Me mate did too.
High five.
thats an impressive story blankmann.. ya cant bait getting your erect penis suckled whilst tresspassing on someone elses property... well done..
I don't know why you hold the poor girl's head?
Every so often I get the urge for the street scene. Yes, I use escorts too. Got a couple of favourites that I repeat call, but every so often the animal instinct kicks in, and I need to cruise, and see who's about.
Yeah, I've been pulled by the cops, but so far I've always been let off with a warning. Even got caught with my cock in a girl's mouth once, and was just told to get out of the area. I know that one of these days I'll become a cropper, but I can't resist it.
And to go back to holding heads on head, I can't remember the last time a girl didn't let me shoot my load in her mouth!
About a month ago (my last time) I just happened to be driving back from Phibsborough (spelling?) and decided to spin along Blackhall Place. I saw what I thought was a very young girl, wondered briefly about her being of legal age then thought aw shit, I'll give it a go. When I stopped I realised she was much older- she told me 24 - and was offered a bj for 40 euros or full sex with bj for 60euros. I gave her the 60, and told her I only wanted a bj, but I'd be taking my time.
There commenced at least 25 minutes of non-stop sucking. I told her I was coming, and she just pushed deeper so that when I came I was shooting straight down her throat. She appeared not to swallow, but she had to, 'cos I was in so deep - and no head-holding necessary!
Now, call me stupid, but you just don't get this service from an escort. It's not something I do very often, but I'll do it again before Xmas, when there will be a lot more girls walking the streets for pressie money.
Actually, I'm going to Dublin on Friday for the match (on Saturday) - I live near Cork - and I just might cruise Fri night, if nothing better comes up. Yes, I was robbed once, but you learn from experience, and the risk is all part of the buzz, but trust me, it's not a fraction of the buzz of being emptied into a girls warm willing mouth, while you sit in the comfort of your own car, listening to soft music.
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the locals also had a website showing reg numbers of the cars that were kerbcrawling,
Bloody hell, Ford Perfect, I wasn't aware of that. I've often seen locals patroling the streets, but didn't realise they were actually recording numbers. Thanks for the tip-off, I'll be more aware of that in future.
Just as a footnote, I didn't get to cruise on Fri night, as planned. I was all set to head-off, but got a call from a friend, and really had to take-up the invite, though I'd prob have preferred cruising.
I'll be out of the country 'till Xmas, but in 2 weeks will be back in Dublin for just 1 night, when I'll head 'round that way, to see who's about.
I'll be keeping a vigilant eye for number recorders though, thanks to Ford Perfect.
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I used to kerb crawl but gave it up cause of the great service here. Two weks ago I popped down Burlington Road just to see. I saw a really tall stunning blond girl and picked her up. Went to a nearby lane. She was Irish and very sexy. She said she was 6ft 3ins and I believe it cause she wasnt wearing heels and looked awesome. I gave her 50...then she said 100....i was really horny so gave it to her...then she started feeling me all over...checking my pockets...i soon realsied what she was at....i asked her to leave and she gave me a karate punch to the face....i couldnt believe it....then she got me in a lock and completely overpowered me...took my wallet..watch...cash....and a silk tie that cost me 200. She then got out and casually walked away...i went after her....then did some sort of karate move and i was on my back...she laughed and walked off with everything......it gets worse...i drove off and was stopped by the gardai who had seen everything.....got a caution.....apparently she is a dangerous girl and a brown belt. Saw her since a couple of times on the boardwalk near o'connell bridge.....be careful my friends I cud have been knifed.....you cant miss her....looks like a well built model....Shame really cause she would make a fortune as a domintrix on ei
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