What's is the most common or bizarre excuse an escort has used for a failed appointment ??
mine was she told me her car broke down while on the way back to her apartment but I knew she didnt drive
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What's is the most common or bizarre excuse an escort has used for a failed appointment ??
mine was she told me her car broke down while on the way back to her apartment but I knew she didnt drive
Cindy Forever (01-12-16)
Don't forget Roadside Assistance but you gotta have a car in the first placeOriginally Posted by Irish Josephine
Sorry Howard my love, I can't see you..... 'some little shit has stolen the bra and knickers you like'
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Sorry baby if you had too much Viagra don't come, I can't handle it ..What's is the most common or bizarre excuse an escort has used for a failed appointment ??
mine was she told me her car broke down while on the way back to her apartment but I knew she didnt drive
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Has anyone else noticed that escorts' central heating breaks down a lot. I have had to wait for a boiler engineer to leave on three occasions (one of those ended up a total cancellation).
Probably shouldn't be giving ideas to girls who haven't thought of that one.
I know of one case where that was genuine. Escorts often are not too technically minded.
the landlord was calling round is another popular one
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same! ............dohI was in that situation a few times and my boiler actually broke over the summer while another escort was staying and i was on holidays, what a disaster
Irish Sarah (01-12-16)
* Cues some 70s funk music .... waka waka ...
"Hey foxy mama, I'm here to fix your plumbing."
"Sorry baby, the boiler man has already shook my tank. Maybe next time"
*Slams door.
le sigh ...
Last edited by SteveB; 01-12-16 at 18:46.
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