View Poll Results: Why do you escort?

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  • I'm paying off a mortgage, student loans, etc.

    1 9.09%
  • I'm saving up for a down payment, going back to school, retirement, etc.

    4 36.36%
  • You're nosy. What are you asking all these questions for?

    0 0%
  • I have an extravagant lifestyle.

    1 9.09%
  • I don't have any other marketable skills.

    0 0%
  • I have an expensive drug habit.

    1 9.09%
  • I was tricked or forced into this.

    2 18.18%
  • I like meeting punters and chatting with them.

    1 9.09%
  • I'm in it for the sex.

    3 27.27%
  • I've been doing this for years and by now it just seems normal.

    2 18.18%
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    Question Why do you escort? Poll for escorts.

    A long time ago Brenda put up a poll to find out why punters punt. I would be curious to know why escorts escort. I have tried to offer a wide range of options, including some that I will be surprised if anyone chooses. I've probably missed a few, sorry. If I've set it up properly then this is a private poll and multiple choices are allowed.

    In case anyone wants to know why I'm doing this, partly it's just idle curiosity. Also, I wanted to try to start a discussion about something other than the mods. Finally, I have some naive hope that relations between escorts and clients might be improved if we understood each other a bit better.

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    You forgot to put in an option for medical reasons. I only escort these days to clear my sinuses and because itís the only thing that eases my lumbago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
    You forgot to put in an option for medical reasons. I only escort these days to clear my sinuses and because itís the only thing that eases my lumbago.
    Auntie Pat, you strangely got that Sexy Granny "WOW" factor ,can you manage a tour these days or are you restricted to in-calls only ?
    I do hope that Avatar is really you and not just a tease.
    Please give more info on your "activities"! -- oh those smooth gums -- and those wrinkles
    (sorry to degenerate this thread,but Auntie Pat started it !)

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    A long time ago Brenda put up a poll to find out why punters punt. I would be curious to know why escorts escort. I have tried to offer a wide range of options, including some that I will be surprised if anyone chooses. I've probably missed a few, sorry. If I've set it up properly then this is a private poll and multiple choices are allowed.

    In case anyone wants to know why I'm doing this, partly it's just idle curiosity. Also, I wanted to try to start a discussion about something other than the mods. Finally, I have some naive hope that relations between escorts and clients might be improved if we understood each other a bit better.
    I'll satisfy your idle curiosity

    GIRLS DO IT FOR MONEY

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLAMEDOS View Post
    Auntie Pat, you strangely got that Sexy Granny "WOW" factor ,can you manage a tour these days or are you restricted to in-calls only ?
    I do hope that Avatar is really you and not just a tease.
    Please give more info on your "activities"! -- oh those smooth gums -- and those wrinkles
    (sorry to degenerate this thread,but Auntie Pat started it !)
    Sadly my touring days ended with the ending of the age of steam but I do the odd in call mainly as I said to ease my numerous ailments and it’s a real pain for my clients to get past security at my nursing home now that they know what my game is. Pics are of course real only my avatar doesn’t really do me justice because its my mugshot from when I got busted for soliciting at that old age rally back when the budget was announced. My first photo shoot was back in the days when you had to stay still for an hour so I am far from a clock watcher. In fact I can’t even see the clock anymore and have to ask the client what time it is and I have a sneaking suspicion they don’t always tell the truth.

    activities are all inclusive and game for anything but bondage is out as I might need to get to my medications/inhaler/defibrillator likety split. I do seem to have cornered the market with my gum technique. Some things the youngun’s just can’t do until they get to my age. Discretion is assured as my memory’s not was it was so won’t know you from a hole in the wall an hour later and I do take text messages on account of being a bit deaf so either text or shout at the top of your voice to avoid disappointment. Rates are 7 and 6 for a half hour and 2 guineas for the hour. Can do overnights if you don’t mind sharing the bed pan. All in all us oap’s have a lot of advantages over these whipper snapper escorts.
    Last edited by Auntie Pat; 18-03-09 at 13:02. Reason: can't remember

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
    Sadly my touring days ended with the ending of the age of steam but I do the odd in call mainly as I said to ease my numerous ailments and itís a real pain for my clients to get past security at my nursing home now that they know what my game is. Pics are of course real only my avatar doesnít really do me justice because its my mugshot from when I got busted for soliciting at that old age rally back when the budget was announced. My first photo shoot was back in the days when you had to stay still for an hour so I am far from a clock watcher. In fact I canít even see the clock anymore and have to ask the client what time it is and I have a sneaking suspicion they donít always tell the truth.

    activities are all inclusive and game for anything but bondage is out as I might need to get to my medications/inhaler/defibrillator likety split. I do seem to have cornered the market with my gum technique. Some things the youngunís just canít do until they get to my age. Discretion is assured as my memoryís not was it was so wonít know you from a hole in the wall an hour later and I do take text messages on account of being a bit deaf so either text or shout at the top of your voice to avoid disappointment. Rates are 7 and 6 for a half hour and 2 guineas for the hour. Can do overnights if you donít mind sharing the bed pan. All in all us oapís have a lot of advantages over these whipper snapper escorts.
    c,mere, does you do any of that fetish stuff??

    i,m lookina durty bit to wear a blue boiler suit, green wellys and chew a bit of hay in their mouths and Mooo occasionally while i give them a good ol fashioned podgering.

    i,ve heard boys talk about these thing i want to know

    do you to hoe-levels or hay-levels?

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    c,mere, does you do any of that fetish stuff??

    i,m lookina durty bit to wear a blue boiler suit, green wellys and chew a bit of hay in their mouths and Mooo occasionally while i give them a good ol fashioned podgering.

    i,ve heard boys talk about these thing i want to know

    do you to hoe-levels or hay-levels?

    farmer

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    I know all about you farm boys from my days back in the emergency when I had to grow my own cucumbers or die of frustration when all the men went off to fight in the war. Hay levels are extra. My milking days are over and have a little mastitis but am still up there with the best sucklers in the bis. I’ll give you new meaning for the term headage payment sonny. Just make sure yur hedgerows are nice and trim and you washed the agitator and I’ll make sure to do a few reps on yur pick up hitch. That’s if you have no hydraulic problems that is and have a good yield.

    Do you want the boiler suit buttoned all the way up or tied round the waist ?

    moooooooooooooooo.
    Last edited by Auntie Pat; 18-03-09 at 16:03.

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    Any chance we could find the name of the escorts that voted "I'm in it for the sex"

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    That would be me. not getting any younger and my pension keeps me ticking over so I don't fleece my reg's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
    That would be me. not getting any younger and my pension keeps me ticking over so I don't fleece my reg's.
    How u for a diddy ride?

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