A Dirty Old Gal Named Maria,
Had A Fine Money Makin' Idea:
- As An Optional Extra, To Charge For Gonnorhea
Upon Opening Her Legs,
The Stink, 'Twas Like Rotten Eggs,
And Her Clients, Each Wore On His Nose, Clothes Pegs.
A Dirty Old Gal Named Maria,
Had A Fine Money Makin' Idea:
- As An Optional Extra, To Charge For Gonnorhea
Upon Opening Her Legs,
The Stink, 'Twas Like Rotten Eggs,
And Her Clients, Each Wore On His Nose, Clothes Pegs.