weird habit?

[experienced punter]

I have a habit of pulling my mickey in front of the TV, as I'm single have my own place I've my own space though a few times just as I was about to ejaculate the fucking coalman or some cunt selling something knocks on the door , its usually brought on by watching women modelling underwear or some celebrity dressing sexy on the TV that Tyra Banks one I drop my pants straightaway start pulling, this is causing me sleepless nights Do ye think its weird do I need help, opinions pls

[thehighwayman]

Nothing weird about pulling your Mickey in front of the tv. I do it quiet often. The women modelling underwear on fashion tv does it for me

[rover]

I have a habit of pulling my mickey in front of the TV, as I'm single have my own place I've my own space though a few times just as I was about to ejaculate the fucking coalman or some cunt selling something knocks on the door , its usually brought on by watching women modelling underwear or some celebrity dressing sexy on the TV that Tyra Banks one I drop my pants straightaway start pulling, this is causing me sleepless nights Do ye think its weird do I need help, opinions pls

Every red blooded male does it, you're not alone, (he doesn't do it when the wifes in though, he get it cut off).

[thehighwayman]

And theres babestation, babecast, bangbabes

[experienced punter]

What about that Hugh Hefner thing Girls of the Playboy Mansion always a bit of tit in that too
bare fannies too I'll be watching tonite 10pm always watch it naked

[irishjp]

What about that Hugh Hefner thing Girls of the Playboy Mansion always a bit of tit in that too
bare fannies too I'll be watching tonite 10pm always watch it naked

Hugh hef is one lucky bastard. He is living my dream hopefully when i am his age i should be so lucky.

[carlos marvado]

Old hef probably sees that much tits and ass that he could'nt give a shit any more.

When you're surrounded by that much of a good thing it looses it's novelty value. Poor bastard probably cant even get it up any more.......he just looks at it every day to bring back fond memories.

[roryman]

I have a habit of pulling my mickey in front of the TV, as I'm single have my own place I've my own space though a few times just as I was about to ejaculate the fucking coalman or some cunt selling something knocks on the door , its usually brought on by watching women modelling underwear or some celebrity dressing sexy on the TV that Tyra Banks one I drop my pants straightaway start pulling, this is causing me sleepless nights Do ye think its weird do I need help, opinions pls

I'm way past all that vanilla stuff.

Try watching "Last of the summer wine" or "east enders" they talk about sex all the time, dirty bastards.

Last week Farmers Weekly had a special on ploughing your field - jesus I shot me load about 5 times and was sore for a month, but oh oh oh, here I go again

That blonde news reader on rte gets me going as well - she only has to say "downturn" and I have an upturn, oh hoh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssssss

[LLAMEDOS]

I'm way past all that vanilla stuff.

Try watching "Last of the summer wine" or "east enders" they talk about sex all the time, dirty bastards.

Last week Farmers Weekly had a special on ploughing your field - jesus I shot me load about 5 times and was sore for a month, but oh oh oh, here I go again

That blonde news reader on rte gets me going as well - she only has to say "downturn" and I have an upturn, oh hoh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssssss

How about the RTE Weather-girl, the one with blonde tresses like a Lions mane,does she have that look about her or what ? --- I heard her predict once that we were in for a
" Dirty night" !! --- well that done it for me. -- poor Mickey !

[farmer]

i used to lie up in front of the tv wanking like mad, pulling me ol micky and firing loads into tissues

then one day i,d the wonderful idea of turning the tv on

what a difference that made