How do you pick and book a girl?

[farmer]

I think this is the website mentioed in our local paper. anyway, how do you book one of these girls to come out to visit you? I,m looking for a girl to come out and show us the joys of spring, so to speak. i,d like her to do a bit of work round the place for i need a hand cleaning the kitchen, the tables bogging; and a bit of ironing done and calves fed and tidying the yard and stuff. i see these girls offer time and companionship but i dont want a lazy loafer townie. Anyone any recomendation? also is ther a site where you can buy a wife from russia?

[TheNads]

Her name is Anna Savicha & she's a whizz with a mop, duster & a bottle of Js fluid. Her vacuum skills are 2nd to none & while she's not Russian, she is of the former Soviet Union.
Sounds like she needs to bring her power hose along with her.
She's a dab hand at the calving too, she's even been known to feed the young lambs on her own truppenybits.
What a girl.

[farmer]

Her name is Anna Savicha & she's a whizz with a mop, duster & a bottle of Js fluid. Her vacuum skills are 2nd to none & while she's not Russian, she is of the former Soviet Union.
Sounds like she needs to bring her power hose along with her.
She's a dab hand at the calving too, she's even been known to feed the young lambs on her own truppenybits.
What a girl.

c,mere, i,ve been looking at some of the lassies here. there some at what looks like 2.50 an hour and some at 2.00 and hour which is pretty cheap for a lassie for a bit of sport and then a bit of skivvying round the house. i,d need at least a 10 hours outcall to get my kitchen not looking like the animals live in it.

if i booked this annay savicha to come up to cavan would i have to pay her her bus money too or can i take it out of her wages?

[annasavicha]

if i booked this annay savicha to come up to cavan would i have to pay her her bus money too or can i take it out of her wages?

Firstly i am not 'this'
Secondly i am Anna
Thirdly my name and surname has to be written with capitals

And lastly as a bonus i could teach u some communication skills with ladies and manners.

And maybe to dance too(both for free)

[annasavicha]

Her name is Anna Savicha & she's a whizz with a mop, duster & a bottle of Js fluid. Her vacuum skills are 2nd to none & while she's not Russian, she is of the former Soviet Union.
Sounds like she needs to bring her power hose along with her.
She's a dab hand at the calving too, she's even been known to feed the young lambs on her own truppenybits.
What a girl.

Thanks,Nads,sorry,did not see this before,was busy cleaning all the houses and stuff.
My hoover broke,but is fixed now.

Nads is right,i ain't russian,but i speak russian as perfect as my own language....

[Epsilon]

I think this is the website mentioed in our local paper. anyway, how do you book one of these girls to come out to visit you? I,m looking for a girl to come out and show us the joys of spring, so to speak. i,d like her to do a bit of work round the place for i need a hand cleaning the kitchen, the tables bogging; and a bit of ironing done and calves fed and tidying the yard and stuff. i see these girls offer time and companionship but i dont want a lazy loafer townie. Anyone any recomendation? also is ther a site where you can buy a wife from russia?

Hey farmer. I think this is the site your looking for.
www.wivesforuglylazyfuckers.com
they should be able to help you.

[wiseone]

epsilon!

none of this thread is that funny, but your response, to me, appears needlessly
abusive, but then again i am not irish and i do not use alcohol.

why not talk here as one would publicly. there are many here that love to stick a one line boot in and run off - are they bullys?

a bad place to be!

w

[Epsilon]

epsilon!

none of this thread is that funny, but your response, to me, appears needlessly
abusive, but then again i am not irish and i do not use alcohol.

why not talk here as one would publicly. there are many here that love to stick a one line boot in and run off - are they bullys?

a bad place to be!

w

Wise one... Do you know the Five Lamps?

[wiseone]

hi epilson!

i do not know the five lamps.

w

[roryman]

hi epilson!

i do not know the five lamps.

w

Do you know the 3 lamps and the fountain?