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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    ANNA SAVAGE, wow! Be jasus boyz alive, i,ve never seen a lassie with a dress on before and youre a quare ol eyefull, bring your girly friend up to the farm, there a receptionist job at the kitchen sink :hardy har har cool: can you drive a tractor as good as you look? thats a chat up line that never fails up in co cavan

    fARMER,AND REST OF THE GUYS LL SHIT THEMSELF BUT I CAN DRIVE MTZ 82 ,MTZ 50 and dunno what s the correct name for it but my father used to call it just by number 25.


    Now ye all can go and do your ducks arses,.............did not expect?

    My father used to have them,and he let us drive them in summer in field.

    Surprise?????


    I can drive a motobike too,but it s another storry

    I m not just a pretty face...........


    Jam it in the door!!!!!!!
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I gave her an hour off & what does she do? log onto EI (she loves this place) sees your original post & challenges me about she possibly having a better time leaving me & working for you Fucking cheek of her I refurbished the outside shed for her where she lives recently thats the thanks I get, I'm taking away the new mattress I bought her for the shed now shes gonna sleep on the hard floor tonight as a penalty dont wanna give her bad habits.....


    You can tell it to ya sista,man...........she can sleep in there on there and underneath too.

    And i aint going to do Farmer too,it just came in my mind,that Liz been posting about some smelly farmer......

    I cant do him if Liz been there.......
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    fARMER,AND REST OF THE GUYS LL SHIT THEMSELF BUT I CAN DRIVE MTZ 82 ,MTZ 50 and dunno what s the correct name for it but my father used to call it just by number 25.


    Now ye all can go and do your ducks arses,.............did not expect?

    My father used to have them,and he let us drive them in summer in field.

    Surprise?????


    I can drive a motobike too,but it s another storry

    I m not just a pretty face...........


    Jam it in the door!!!!!!!

    jasusss boyz, C,MERE, a belarus mtz82 and c,mere, an mz250 bike


    DRIVEN BY A WOMAN

    i think i,m in love

    and youve got a pretty but blurry face

    come to county cavan miss ANNA SAVICHA where farmers are rich, honest and generous hard working culchies

    i,ve got a belarus mtz 82 and a mz125 just for you



    YouTube - mtz 82

    YouTube - MZ 250

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    Carlos,i don't want that money,i m just outta curiousity about fu6king that ducks arse
    Ducks are kinda the street corner end of the avian escort world. I mean look,



    not very elite now is it?

    but at least they make it plain what they do and don’t do I suppose. Good all round service but you need to bring yer own protection. By protection I mean welly’s as they never come in off the feckin pond for fear the fuzz is around.
    This message brought to you by the P.L.O. The poultry Liberation Organization. Motto, We Lay as we Slay

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    You can tell it to ya sista,man...........she can sleep in there on there and underneath too.

    And i aint going to do Farmer too,it just came in my mind,that Liz been posting about some smelly farmer......

    I cant do him if Liz been there.......
    jasus girl c,mere, i aint no ol smelly farmer

    i had a bath at chrismas and i,ve changed me socks 3 times since.

    so dont be calling me smelly





    wait til you meet the other farmers from co cavan before you do that har har hardy har

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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    jasusss boyz, C,MERE, a belarus mtz82 and c,mere, an mz250 bike


    DRIVEN BY A WOMAN

    i think i,m in love

    and youve got a pretty but blurry face

    come to county cavan miss ANNA SAVICHA where farmers are rich, honest and generous hard working culchies
    Sorry,farmer,i haven't got blurry face.
    You have 3 options.

    1-you re drunk
    2-i was drunk when they taken
    3-you need a glasses

    If none of them help,
    4-u need to sober


    Farmer,being wealthy and money is nothing.......
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    Sorry,farmer,i haven't got blurry face.
    You have 3 options.

    1-you re drunk
    2-i was drunk when they taken
    3-you need a glasses

    If none of them help,
    4-u need to sober


    Farmer,being wealthy and money is nothing.......
    I beg to differ, but you do posess a " BLURRY" face lady,its such a shame,never mind
    the rest of you look ace ! -- please come to Cork City and prove you are as you say
    facialy Blurr Free, --- or has too much Bukakke disfigured it ?
    I am sober,wear glasses,but alas like the Farmer SMELL,cos I am a Fisherman !! --
    ( but not the Dungy Whiff of Farmers)

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    Thumbs up buy us a drink and lend us your glasses then

    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    Sorry,farmer,i haven't got blurry face.
    You have 3 options.

    1-you re drunk
    2-i was drunk when they taken
    3-you need a glasses

    If none of them help,
    4-u need to sober


    Farmer,being wealthy and money is nothing.......
    C,mere lassie, ......

    ......MONEY IS NOTHING!

    JASUS! saying things like that would sober up any co cavan farmer

    farmers cant live by grants alone, oh no.

    thats why i,m setting up a massage parlour up in cootehill and i need a girl like ANNA SAVICHA to run it for me make sure none of the escort lassies have mastitis or anything

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