How do you pick and book a girl?

[roryman]

hi epilson!

i do not know the five lamps.

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Do you know the 3 lamps and the fountain?

[farmer]

My advice to you would be to use the Google.. you can find all sorts there.. Or maybe even ebay... you just never know what you can get on there... and cheap ( Cavan mens favourite word)....
Wouldnt ask Anna S.. she's a great girl but she's not very domesticated... that girl has even burned water.
I'll keep a look out for internet brides for ye tho....
Keep Up the good work

this lassie anna has sent me a pm saying she was a good worker on her grannys farm milking the heifers and the billy goats; and will come on an outcall with her welly boots and her blue boilersuit. i hope shes a big strapping lassie with all her own teeth for theyre the best in the hay stack as well as the hay field. hardy har har

anyhows this google thing? where do you search for google

[Epsilon]

this lassie anna has sent me a pm saying she was a good worker on her grannys farm milking the heifers and the billy goats; and will come on an outcall with her welly boots and her blue boilersuit. i hope shes a big strapping lassie with all her own teeth for theyre the best in the hay stack as well as the hay field. hardy har har

anyhows this google thing? where do you search for google

If you click on this link.. www.altvista.com and type in google you should be able to find it. Just make sure that you have a computer and it is connected to the interweb first. other wise it takes ages....
Best of luck with the Anna thing.

[farmer]

If you click on this link.. www.altvista.com and type in google you should be able to find it. Just make sure that you have a computer and it is connected to the interweb first. other wise it takes ages....
Best of luck with the Anna thing.

i tried that but all i got was this Directory Listing Denied every bloody time and i dont think its cos the receptions bad in co cavan so i must need a licence or something

anyhows i need a lassie escort for a 4 hour outcall tonight. she,ll have to make do with a quickie for i need her to drive a tankerfull of "diesel" up over the border tonight. i,ll pay her if she gets home successfully

[Epsilon]

i tried that but all i got was this Directory Listing Denied every bloody time and i dont think its cos the receptions bad in co cavan so i must need a licence or something

anyhows i need a lassie escort for a 4 hour outcall tonight. she,ll have to make do with a quickie for i need her to drive a tankerfull of "diesel" up over the border tonight. i,ll pay her if she gets home successfully

Why not get an Escort that could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch, and has a full HGV licence and get the best of both worlds...
And you wont have to pay her taxi fare home afterwards. just think of the SAVING...
Just use the escort search on the escort page and click on escorts with hgv licence and list smuggling in thier favourites... simple.

[farmer]

Why not get an Escort that could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch, and has a full HGV licence and get the best of both worlds...
And you wont have to pay her taxi fare home afterwards. just think of the SAVING...
Just use the escort search on the escort page and click on escorts with hgv licence and list smuggling in thier favourites... simple.

holy tara boy theres ones pm,ed me already, and be jasus by the look of it she knows all the farmer lingo around co cavan and she can handle the garda boys she says, i think.

Roxy Mature, Galway Female Independent Escort, profile on Escort Ireland

i cant believe my luck, she says as long as its not another load of that dy-oxin oil

[SUPERSTUD]

This Farmer bloke is really taking the piss. So bloody funny What a wind up!!

[experienced punter]

I may be able to help u I Have a good girl working with me shes digging a few ditches for me at the moment she also loads & unloads my trucks drives the forklift landscaping plastering plumbing cleaning gutters etc. just keep her fed well plenty of spuds
tied up for a few months though as Shes building an extension to my house at the moment

[farmer]

. she loads & unloads trucks drives forklift land scaping plastering plumbing cleaning gutters etc. Shes building an extension

Jasus boy, youre quare an lucky. C,mere, would she mind being married to both of us ex p? That roxy driver, got HGV and 2CV mixed up, nearly caused a disaster but luckily we dumped the tanker load into the Shannon river, so no harm done. How little do you get away with paying your doormat?

[annasavicha]

Her name is Anna Savicha & she's a whizz with a mop, duster & a bottle of Js fluid. Her vacuum skills are 2nd to none & while she's not Russian, she is of the former Soviet Union.
Sounds like she needs to bring her power hose along with her.
She's a dab hand at the calving too, she's even been known to feed the young lambs on her own truppenybits.
What a girl.

Thanks,Nads,sorry,did not see this before,was busy cleaning all the houses and stuff.
My hoover broke,but is fixed now.

Nads is right,i ain't russian,but i speak russian as perfect as my own language....