http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...-in-court.html
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."


Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr ,,,,,,,,,,,, was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

.........., an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

i didnt know having sex with an inanimate object was an offense