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    Quote Originally Posted by bigforarse View Post
    How does my wife make money from sex??
    Simple answer........... by charging money for it....(or her time, as the case may be)

    But I wouldn't go telling her .......... who do you think is the first person she'll be lookin for the cash off???
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    Default The secret of my success is……

    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    LOL - its always the details with you QPH!

    God help us if you had, had a say in the ARK or the Titantic, or the Trojan Horse.

    We wouldnt have any epic stories left
    PPPPPP

    If you can tell me what the above stands for I’ll make sure you get a spot where the wall is a little lower so you can be sure it's not some hairy arsed trucker like leothelion that’s suckin diesel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    PPPPPP

    If you can tell me what the above stands for I’ll make sure you get a spot where the wall is a little lower so you can be sure it's not some hairy arsed trucker like leothelion that’s suckin diesel.

    How QPH... it's not fair to cast dispersions over anybody PPPPPPerformance...
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    How QPH... it's not fair to cast dispersions over anybody PPPPPPerformance...
    I have it on good authority that Leo’s PPPPPPPerformance is PPPPPPhenomenal. He can make Belfast from Cork in under 6 hours and that includes picking up non existent Escort’s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I have it on good authority that Leo’s PPPPPPPerformance is PPPPPPhenomenal. He can make Belfast from Cork in under 6 hours and that includes picking up non existent Escort’s.
    It's probably all the Proper Planning the P***K did that Prevented a Piss Poor Performance

    (sorry couldn't resist the extra P)
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    It's probably all the Proper Planning the P***K did that Prevented a Piss Poor Performance

    (sorry couldn't resist the extra P)
    Congratulations Luther!!!. You now have your pick of spots along the “wall of wonder” (interim working title, welcome any ideas) but I advise staying away from hole number 5 as that’s usually bad boy Boris’s place of employ. He was left off from Waterford glass as……you guessed it a “blower” an it’s the rare occasion anyone lasts longer then 60 seconds with him. Spot 1 is good as it has an over hanging roof so inclement weather is never an issue and that's where suction sue works and you won't go far wrong or last long with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Congratulations Luther!!!. You now have your pick of spots along the “wall of wonder” (interim working title, welcome any ideas) but I advise staying away from hole number 5 as that’s usually bad boy Boris’s place of employ. He was left off from Waterford glass as……you guessed it a “blower” an it’s the rare occasion anyone lasts longer then 60 seconds with him. Spot 1 is good as it has an over hanging roof so inclement weather is never an issue and that's where suction sue works and you won't go far wrong or last long with her.
    And the prize for second place is also the pick of spots along the "wall of wonder"........ on the other side

    Now as for the name...hmmm... have to think about that one........
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    And the prize for second place is also the pick of spots along the "wall of wonder"........ on the other side

    Now as for the name...hmmm... have to think about that one........
    If you fancy a bit of part time work we are flexible but you have to do a two week training program on this first…

    http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/pr.../VC127025l.jpg

    If you can empty that in under five minutes then you will never go hungry and will have a job for life here at…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    If you fancy a bit of part time work we are flexible but you have to do a two week training program on this first…

    http://www.enasco.com/prod/images/pr.../VC127025l.jpg

    If you can empty that in under five minutes then you will never go hungry and will have a job for life here at…

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    Thanks for the offer but I already know what side of he wall I'll be on...........
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Thanks for the offer but I already know what side of he wall I'll be on...........
    Like the wall and its customers, should you change your mind the offer stands...

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