The Paranoid Punters Guide to Extreme Escorting

[Dellboyo]

You arrive at the escorts location and during the shower you have a heartattack

The Ambulance men and your wife arrive to find you stark bollock naked on the bed with a very attractive young nurse already in attendance expertly dabbing at you with wet wipes. She seems to have trouble fitting into her uniform though.
and surely those heels wouldnt be allowed in the wards?
As the ambulance men carry you down the 5 flights of stairs in the luxury apartment block, one or two interested onlookers seem quite amused at the way the blanket seems to be rising in the middle.
IF you had of been conscious, you would have been quite impressed at the way the Vigara had worked.

Your wife then notices that most of the interested onlookers are also very young and attractive and also dressed for bed in very very little. It is 3 oclock in the afternoon.
She then remembers you texting her saying you were 90 km's away in an important meeting.

Later, at the funeral, the nurse approaches your widow, and presents her with a rather large bill, listing something called "extended time" and "extras including role play"
The note ends by saying "I did attempt FK to revive him but his breath smelt horrible so I dont do that"