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    You arrive at the escorts location and during the shower you have a heartattack

    The Ambulance men and your wife arrive to find you stark bollock naked on the bed with a very attractive young nurse already in attendance expertly dabbing at you with wet wipes. She seems to have trouble fitting into her uniform though.
    and surely those heels wouldnt be allowed in the wards?
    As the ambulance men carry you down the 5 flights of stairs in the luxury apartment block, one or two interested onlookers seem quite amused at the way the blanket seems to be rising in the middle.
    IF you had of been conscious, you would have been quite impressed at the way the Vigara had worked.

    Your wife then notices that most of the interested onlookers are also very young and attractive and also dressed for bed in very very little. It is 3 oclock in the afternoon.
    She then remembers you texting her saying you were 90 km's away in an important meeting.

    Later, at the funeral, the nurse approaches your widow, and presents her with a rather large bill, listing something called "extended time" and "extras including role play"
    The note ends by saying "I did attempt FK to revive him but his breath smelt horrible so I dont do that"

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    How did the wife get there?
    ”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”

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    So the wife arrived with the ambulance men is it ? - very suspicious indeed

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    Did the wife plan this wth the escort??? something smells fishy... and not the dead mans breath!! insurance scam.

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    I'm sure I read on here yonks ago (or maybe it was one of the industry related subreddits) about somebody popping their clogs mid session.
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    I'm sure I read on here yonks ago (or maybe it was one of the industry related subreddits) about somebody popping their clogs mid session.
    What bad luck!
    If he had only lasted to the end of the session at least......

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    Yes I have heard of this happening a few times.

    However in fairness I also heard that the escort in question was.... wait for it......."Drop dead gorgeous"
    Last edited by Rocker123; 14-10-16 at 09:08.

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