He said, she said...

**Rachel Divine** · 02-10-16, 22:11

Originally Posted by anon361

My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

That's so cruel!!! Love it!!!

**Rachel Divine** · 03-10-16, 12:19

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

A: Call her and tell her.

**anon361** · 03-10-16, 12:35

She said two wrongs don't make a right.

He said I know, look at your parents.

**AbidingPond** · 03-10-16, 17:36

A couple were lying in bed after the first time they had sex.
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."

**willie wacker** · 03-10-16, 22:18

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you.

**willie wacker** · 03-10-16, 22:20

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

**willie wacker** · 03-10-16, 22:22

He said- "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea.! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore."

**Rachel Divine** · 03-10-16, 22:49

He said.. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said.. I would, but you're never there.

**f1 away** · 03-10-16, 23:05

He said : I think it time for bed
She said: don't forget to kiss the nice lady before you go to bed because to night she all mine
He said: good night

**lildick** · 03-10-16, 23:08

Originally Posted by willie wacker

He said- "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said - "That's a good idea.! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore."

When Ld produced his dick in D18, she started crying. "What you going to do with that?" She asked. I'm going to ride you with it. He replied. "Oh that's OK she said, I thought you were going to hit me with it".

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