Fat Bastard

[Arthur Guinness]

3 and a half stone in the last 18 months not enough for ye?

Fair bit to go yet mind you...

I told ya put down the knife and fork

Glad it's working for ya mate

[Barney Rubble]

Minus 5 and divide by 2 you cheeky bastard. I've a bit to go yet before I get the buspass.

Ah ffs, a milestone you said !!
Sure you're only a pup yet :-)