Escorts Eejits and Mug Punters

[gillyland]

Well I had fuck all to do today being a man of leisure that I decided to book an escort, No. 1, For argument sake we will call her Ethel, went to her room and as it was not the girl in the pictures so left, rang escort No 2, Madonna, same room, again not girl in pictures either but twas poor Ethel herself, left again and rang up another escort, No 3, Madge, ( are us keeping up, old folk) met by Ethel again at the door, so just one girl in the apartment room, Now I said to Ethel, fuck this, we cant keep meeting and leaving like this, why you at this shit FFS, she said the others went to the shop, then she cum clean and said i got better chance this way of getting punters, no problem getting the mug punters.

The annoying thing about this is that the 3 profile pictures she was using were 100% verified as true by E-I, come on E-I, GET YOUR FINGER OUT FFS AND SORT IT.

and before u smart asses say anything
this is not a moan,

ITS JUST FRIENDLY AND CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE