.......................................From Leeds,
Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,
Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,
And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.
There Once Was An Escort.....
.......................................From Leeds,
Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,
Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,
And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.
There once was an escort from Nantucket,
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
When she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress & said ''FUCK IT''
Brilliant Peter Puusy Eater!!Originally Posted by Peter Pussy Eater
.......................................From Leeds,
Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,
Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,
And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.
Today a "Sexy" Escort in Cork,
complained of a punter too short.
The poor little bloke
then provided some coke,
that up her sweet nose she did snort.
This Escort now known as "Snow White"
disslikes punters smelling of shite,
So the Dwarf known as "Stinky"
then stuffed her cute "Minkie"
cos his tool was not lacking in height !
I wish !
Not my compilation alas, but ----
There once was a guy from Nantucket,
Whose Dick was so long he could suck it,
As he wiped off his chin,
He remarked with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"---- ha ha !
:d:d:d:d:d:d
Escort (Non Advertiser)
Certified E-I Addict
And there is an escort in town
Who wants to see you right now
Who's so eager to suck and fuck
That only for 100 euros
She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours
Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.
Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",And there is an escort in town
Who wants to see you right now
Who's so eager to suck and fuck
That only for 100 euros
She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours
Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.
and it is known as a "Limerick".------
Like this ----
It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
but guys oh what a dream
if it was her we could cream,
and cuddle Pats Booty all night !
Give her a break - English not being her first language!!!
She has probably never heard of a 'limerick' never mind visiting the place
Queen of Tarts
Certified E-I Addict
There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who came on here and got herself in a right tizzy
She thought causing drama would impress
And cause Irish men to want her to undress
But it didn't work and her phone still isn't very busy
Last edited by Patricia; 09-03-09 at 13:23.
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