There Once Was An Escort.....

[experienced punter]

Poor Hot Lizzy's in bits
Her website didn't get many hits
It was all a con
Cos when u logged on
All u got was saggy tits

[thehighwayman]

Liz is off to Dubai
And waves us all goodbye
She's off on friday the thirteenth
But were all sick to the teeth
She's not off to Dubai
Because she'll still be here on E-I

[LLAMEDOS]

For "Sex-on-legs" read "Minge-on-sticks",
It`s clear to me She`s up to old tricks,
But tired old Liz should be welcomed back,
Because after all she stirred "Good Craic",
So if she promises not to call a "Paddy" a "Mick",
Lets welcome her back because she`s going short of Dick !!

[mrsbrown]

There once was an Escort named Roxy
Who's writing was incredibly poxy
Along came Mrs Brown
Which made her frown
Because she ran her straight out of town