Apartments

[Mr Cuddles]

In Cork, generous and randy old codger JAMESCORK chauffeurs them around to his apartments in his mpv where he gets his freebies from the younger ones.

why not the older ones? definitely missing out there

[marsha]

I always thought you went around by helicopter? Going round on a horse is so tedious not to mention hard on the ass. And would you have enough wild oats to keep him going?

I forgot to mention it is a pegasus. Fast like the speed of light, and easy to keep. I feed him with morning mist and rainbows.
Aww I would love to fly around with my heli but it is a pain in the arse to park it you have no idea, not many helipads around!

[bedders1]

I forgot to mention it is a pegasus. Fast like the speed of light, and easy to keep. I feed him with morning mist and rainbows.
Aww I would love to fly around with my heli but it is a pain in the arse to park it you have no idea, not many helipads around!

not to mention the lawsuits when he shits on the walking public from on high!

[Butch355]

Something I always wondered myself

[Bongo]

Those use bicycles are bisexual.

They use menstrual cycles.

[alcatel]

And what do they have for breakfast?
Do they all eat the same or do some have cornflakes, ready brek , special K and how many spoons a minute do they put into their mouths. Do they go the same speed or are some quicker than others. Obviously the more experienced ladies have a faster hand to mouth movement.
Just curious.

They also put your mickey in their mouth.

Hope the money is compensation enough:-)