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    Its a lot more difficult than it sounds, they don't like you getting in the bed only on top so less tidying up afterwards.

    What I do is straight out of the shower walk right up to the bed pull the sheets right down and climb in. Then you say "come on babe let's snuggle"

    I love an ol naked cuddle in clean white sheets bit of kissing and touching real gfe like.
    And then helping to make the bed afterwards like a real couple.... Ain't I just so rosemantic??

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    Its a lot more difficult than it sounds, they don't like you getting in the bed only on top so less tidying up afterwards.

    What I do is straight out of the shower walk right up to the bed pull the sheets right down and climb in. Then you say "come on babe let's snuggle"

    I love an ol naked cuddle in clean white sheets bit of kissing and touching real gfe like.
    And then helping to make the bed afterwards like a real couple.... Ain't I just so rosemantic??
    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    If you are going to do that I would be giving you the new bedding to change all the sheets after you finish and then you can put it in the washing machine for me too.

    Putting your wet body in the bed... Cheek!

    It's like when I say I need to go grab a towel as it's getting too wet and they say... 'No you're okay, I don't mind'. Sure they don't. They don't have to sleep in the bed that night and when you're in a hotel you don't necessarily get a fresh sheet every day and you can't see the wetness, but you can smell it!

    Also you should get charged for the extra time wasted having to change the 'whole' bed after you leave, which stops taking another booking until it's all done. I reckon 50e would cover it, as that is a special service
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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    Its a lot more difficult than it sounds, they don't like you getting in the bed only on top so less tidying up afterwards.

    What I do is straight out of the shower walk right up to the bed pull the sheets right down and climb in. Then you say "come on babe let's snuggle"

    I love an ol naked cuddle in clean white sheets bit of kissing and touching real gfe like.
    And then helping to make the bed afterwards like a real couple.... Ain't I just so rosemantic??
    Book an overnight and it shouldn't be a problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    Its a lot more difficult than it sounds, they don't like you getting in the bed only on top so less tidying up afterwards.

    What I do is straight out of the shower walk right up to the bed pull the sheets right down and climb in. Then you say "come on babe let's snuggle"

    I love an ol naked cuddle in clean white sheets bit of kissing and touching real gfe like.
    And then helping to make the bed afterwards like a real couple.... Ain't I just so rosemantic??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    If you are going to do that I would be giving you the new bedding to change all the sheets after you finish and then you can put it in the washing machine for me too.

    Putting your wet body in the bed... Cheek!

    It's like when I say I need to go grab a towel as it's getting too wet and they say... 'No you're okay, I don't mind'. Sure they don't. They don't have to sleep in the bed that night and when you're in a hotel you don't necessarily get a fresh sheet every day and you can't see the wetness, but you can smell it!

    Also you should get charged for the extra time wasted having to change the 'whole' bed after you leave, which stops taking another booking until it's all done. I reckon 50e would cover it, as that is a special service
    i wouldnt be wet Kate, thats what towels are for!

    but escorts always say "clean sheets" in their ads, but you never get to use them???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    If you are going to do that I would be giving you the new bedding to change all the sheets after you finish and then you can put it in the washing machine for me too.

    Putting your wet body in the bed... Cheek!

    It's like when I say I need to go grab a towel as it's getting too wet and they say... 'No you're okay, I don't mind'. Sure they don't. They don't have to sleep in the bed that night and when you're in a hotel you don't necessarily get a fresh sheet every day and you can't see the wetness, but you can smell it!

    Also you should get charged for the extra time wasted having to change the 'whole' bed after you leave, which stops taking another booking until it's all done. I reckon 50e would cover it, as that is a special service
    Also... If it gets messy under the covers it can go through to the mattress and that really IS nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Also... If it gets messy under the covers it can go through to the mattress and that really IS nasty.
    You should have seen the state iof some of the matttress's in the army. Most guys just left the plastic on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    i wouldnt be wet Kate, thats what towels are for!

    but escorts always say "clean sheets" in their ads, but you never get to use them???
    I have several big throws and always have a throw over the bed which is soft and cosy to play on and if it gets a bit messy, then it's in the washing machine and they dry really quickly over night, so easy to sort out, but that's when I'm home. I bring one with me when I'm touring as well, as I really don't like the idea of leaving stains behind in a hotel room and it's better than having no alternative. If it gets messy then the bed is still clean, but it's not best situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    You should have seen the state iof some of the matttress's in the army. Most guys just left the plastic on!
    Who says I haven't?
    The best things in life are free,
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    We had a great time and lots of fun,
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    Time for more orgasms before I go,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    I have several big throws and always have a throw over the bed which is soft and cosy to play on and if it gets a bit messy, then it's in the washing machine and they dry really quickly over night, so easy to sort out, but that's when I'm home. I bring one with me when I'm touring as well, as I really don't like the idea of leaving stains behind in a hotel room and it's better than having no alternative. If it gets messy then the bed is still clean, but it's not best situation.

    You can't beat working from your own pad!
    your a squirter though, so deffo gets messy.
    First time I made a lady squirt, we were both so shocked we had no idea what was happening and thought she was peeing. But she liked it so much I did it again to her. And then again and again!
    god those sheets got messy

    had to sneak out to the cleaning ladies cart and do a quick swap!

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