Escorts carbon footprint

[bedders1]

Must be pretty big all that touring. Towel and bedding washing

How can we make a greener escort?

[nibb]

The green party have put proposals to government with a view to taxing escorts with a view to bringing them into line with other Europe escort greening policies such as putting them all under 1 roof and reintroducing street walking as it will also make escort greener

[philipkntz]

Must be pretty big all that touring. Towel and bedding washing

How can we make a greener escort?

Ok touring is an issue, but isn't towel and bedding washing classed as recycling?
If you consider that many of us work heavy machinery consuming large amounts of energy I think by comparison € for €, escorting could be considered quite green.

[jojo69]

hehehe........

[alcatel]

Frances Fitzgerald (or successor) will eventually reduce escort carbon footprints,
especially when all the lily livered, chicken clients take flight:-)

[Barney Rubble]

Frances Fitzgerald (or successor) will eventually reduce escort carbon footprints,
especially when all the lily livered, chicken clients take flight:-)

Shut up you, I still go north (the odd time lak !! ).

[WatWatWat]

Must be pretty big all that touring. Towel and bedding washing

How can we make a greener escort?

And that's before you take greenhouse gases into consideration.
Read somewhere that you could power a city the size of Dublin on escort methane emissions.

[mellors]

Yep.those emissions from fanny farts build up.
And what about all the candles burnt by escorts , the effect on the ozone layer is massive.

[bedders1]

actually latex and lambskin condoms are bio degradeable

[bedders1]

Bring your own punting bags with all the necessary items.


Can you imagine us relying on that...

some people do apparently, condoms and all!

I would suggest car sharing....4 or 5 hottie escorts all in one car going to cork or something