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    Angry Before you write a review...,please....

    LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

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    Default Why?

    Why? is it to make sure its yourself writing it?

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    Talking Yep, but Who are you...smelly asshole

    Quote Originally Posted by pats bodyguard View Post
    Why? is it to make sure its yourself writing it?
    It is to make sure how good looking you are.., and how nice your asshole smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy naomi View Post
    It is to make sure how good looking you are.., and how nice your asshole smell
    Most escorts don't require their clients are studs! But yes, nobody wants to see a filthy client, so washing properly is a must!

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    Default I can do a survey

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Most escorts don't require their clients are studs! But yes, nobody wants to see a filthy client, so washing properly is a must!
    On the sts of Cork ,i will do a survey.I can imagine it now,outside Brown Thommys on Paddies st.

    "Excuse me sir,im sorry to bother you but if you take a few moments to answer some survey qs ,it would be greatly apprieciated.Of course all of out surveys are carried out in the strictest of confidence."

    Why of course i be glad to help out.

    "Great Sir, now how often do you shower?

    Every day.

    "Very good Sir,do you use a soap or a wash product".

    Just a soap.Cant beat it.

    "Indeed you cant Sir,now Sir,let me ask you do you wash your arsehole?"

    What?

    "Your arsehole do you wash it?"

    "Where are you going?Its only a question.No need to walk away like that.HEY YOU,YEAH YOU THE BALDING GUY WITH THE GREY SUIT.THE ONE WHO DOESNT WASH HIS ARSEHOLE.YEAH YOU,CERTIFIED SMELLY ARSEHOLE.LOOK AT THIS MAN EVERYONE.THE GUY WALKING UP PRINCES ST.HEY,HEY SMELLY?COME BACK FOR YOUR CERT.GIVE THAT GUY A WIDE BERTH PPL.DESTROYING OUR ENVIROMENT."

    excuse me sir ,can i ask you some confidential qs????
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy naomi View Post
    It is to make sure how good looking you are.., and how nice your asshole smell
    The Pine Fresh Butt Plug (c)........only the rubber man can smell his own arsehole....for everyone else, the ecologically, biologically and economically friendly pine fresh butt plug can give your anus that clean fresh mountain pine aroma and leave you confident when dropping your pants.

    Use this product and your ass will pass the nose test every time.

    The Pine Fresh Butt Plug (c) has not been tested on animals.....yet. However Qph is researching a modified version (XXXL) for the equine and bovine markets.



    Be Kind To Your Ass and To Your Partner's Nose.

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    Default before the client leaves..ring the garda

    you have some neck ok i understand the clean ur A hole but come on now people in glass houses should not be throwing stones...........

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    Smile Sorry guys

    Sorry I am having a bad day today, apologizes to all of you.

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    Question glass houses? where?

    Quote Originally Posted by iwantit View Post
    you have some neck ok i understand the clean ur A hole but come on now people in glass houses should not be throwing stones...........
    what are you talking about?

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    Default Nosey Parker !

    Just caught a whiff of this thread ! ,-------- Moral of the story goes Naomi -- "I`ts best to keep your nose out of other peoples business".ha ha ! -- don`t Poo Poo this sugestion !!

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