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    Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
    I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
    she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
    What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
    I felt like I was at home and 10 again

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
    I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
    she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
    What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
    I felt like I was at home and 10 again
    And would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
    I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
    she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
    What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
    I felt like I was at home and 10 again
    Brand new Nike trainers. I'd want to christen them and leave them on.
    Feckin amateur

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    Met an escort in the central mental hospital.

    Should have known better really.
    Last edited by WatWatWat; 25-09-16 at 13:23. Reason: Was an incall

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Any of you have an escort go mad and give out to you during a session,
    I took of my brand new Nike trainers and put them on her dressing table,
    she spotted them while I was rimming her and she flew off the handle,
    What the f*ck, f*cking boots on my dressing table, would you do that in your own place,
    I felt like I was at home and 10 again

    You were lucky you didn't bring your stinking old trainers.
    Then you would've really seen mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Met an escort in the central mental hospital.

    Should have known better really.
    Don't you mean outcall?
    Last edited by alcatel; 25-09-16 at 13:28. Reason: If things got vigorous, the padded walls must've been handy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    And would you?
    probably would if i had a dressing table Curvaceous Kate, but i don't

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    probably would if i had a dressing table Curvaceous Kate, but i don't
    Were they still in the box knew, or had you just walked through the streets wearing them, so the top still looked nice and new, but the bottom side had walked in dirt, crap, pee, chewing gum and whatever else people have a tendency to throw on the streets these days?

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    Three went a bit mad.

    One really confused me. She took my call, told me where she was, opened the door, showed me to the room. 10 minutes later she came into the room and went mental that I should have made it clear I was booking her.
    I didn't get into it with her as after her rant she became relatively normal. Scary but normal.

    Another lady a long time ago completely ruined an appointment as she nearly became hysterical because I put my clothes in a ball on the floor. She slammed them onto hangers and hung them up. Then proceeded to literally jump up and down on me. Horrible experience. I just wanted to get out of there.

    Finally one lady became quite upset because I didn't dry myself properly. Obviously it wasn't me and some other issue had upset her. She insisted I continued with the appointment. My mood was ruined, I only did her because I felt sorry for her

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