Sinn Féin Planning Coup D’Etat On 1st Day Of Garda Strike

[joggon]

Sinn Féin Planning Coup D’Etat On 1st Day Of Garda Strike

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...ontent=Article

WITH the first of four planned strike days by An Garda Síochána starting tomorrow, an exclusive report in today’s Irish Independent has revealed that Sinn Féin are planning an audacious coup and will try to overthrow the government.
Pictured by photographers engaging in some basic military drills in rural Louth, Sinn Féin leader Gerry Adams could be seen dancing from the top of his tank to a trad version of Ride of The Valkyries.
With chaos on our streets 100% guaranteed tomorrow as Gardaí strike, it is believed the opposition party had been planning a coup d’etat for months, according to Indo sources.

I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life,” Adams is believed to have said to a number of his stuffed teddy bears which also occupied his tank. Adams then drove his tank through a set of gates beside some homeless people, positioned in such a way as to mimic the conditions outside Leinster House.
The Republican party’s attempt to overthrow the government will be made easier by the fact that, thanks to the garda strike, stretched and limited resources will be directed to stopping the Nation’s criminals from robbing everyone’s TVs from their homes.

It is alleged that Adams’s first action as Taoiseach post-coup would be to achieve a united Ireland, which no longer seems as controversial a prospect as it once was if a recent Irish News poll is anything to go by, which stated that 98% of people with Celtic tattoos would vote for a united Ireland.

[SteveB]

United Ireland?

Can't even unite their own party.

[The Libertarian]

The Shinners are to busy bringing in legislation to criminalze punters engaging with fellow consenting adults in private, down here (another Dáil debate is on today) as they did through collaborating with their fellow travellers in The DUP in The North to engage in any coups or indeed in any revolutionary activites!

[tombarry1916]

Edit: Nevermind.

[joggon]

you do know waterford whispers is not real news ?

[tinytimintipp]

you do know waterford whispers is not real news ?

jorry is an innocent mon for fufty years hes bin an innocent mon.

[Cortez]

Ian Paisley and Jorry are in the Gym in Stormont one day, back in the changing room Paisley turns to Jorry and says.."thats some lad you have on you there ya fenian, i'd say mrs jorry cant get enough of that". " oh yeah says jorry, every evening when I come home I give it an old slap off the bottom of the stairs to let her know whats comin'". "Jesus" says Paisley, "I'll have to try that when I go home". Off goes Paisley, in the door, drops the strides and starts lashing his knob off the bottom of the stairs, next thing, the wife lets out a shout......"IS THAT YOU JORRY??!"

[tinytimintipp]

Ian Paisley and Jorry are in the Gym in Stormont one day, back in the changing room Paisley turns to Jorry and says.."thats some lad you have on you there ya fenian, i'd say mrs jorry cant get enough of that". " oh yeah says jorry, every evening when I come home I give it an old slap off the bottom of the stairs to let her know whats comin'". "Jesus" says Paisley, "I'll have to try that when I go home". Off goes Paisley, in the door, drops the strides and starts lashing his knob off the bottom of the stairs, next thing, the wife lets out a shout......"IS THAT YOU JORRY??!"

I recon jorry has sum piss pipe on im, opps ment to say peace pipe

[joggon]

is Jorry idf's real da ?

[SteveB]

you do know waterford whispers is not real news ?

Many a true word is said in jest...............