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    As I said the last visit to an escort was a disaster. I was barely in the room before she wanted to put a condom on me.
    Most decent escorts would get you aroused first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    As I said the last visit to an escort was a disaster. I was barely in the room before she wanted to put a condom on me.
    Most decent escorts would get you aroused first.
    Bring a splint with you the next time . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    Bring a splint with you the next time . .
    Just wait until the ladies have these in their bedside drawer

    http://www.stays-hard.com
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Thanks for the good times.

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    I prefer the term '' limp dick''.

    There is more symmetry and less syllables to it.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I prefer the term '' limp dick''.

    There is more symmetry and less syllables to it.
    Good job you didn't say "it rolls off the tongue a lot easier".
    We'd be taking the piss all night for that.
    Last edited by Wolverine; 20-09-16 at 21:03.

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    I was about to ask if the word, tongue, was missing but I see you spotted it.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I was about to ask if the word, tongue, was missing but I see you spotted it.
    Chubby fingers and smartphones aren't a great mix.

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    Dam right man

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    How does this get 5 stars when it is describing a bad experience.?....are people for reel

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