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    Very interested in a nice thourough, teasing massage with a happy ending but I've never done it before.
    Looking for a masseuse that will sort me out without me having to give direction.
    Can anyone give me names? In kildare region preferably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irishnewbie View Post
    Very interested in a nice thourough, teasing massage with a happy ending but I've never done it before.
    Looking for a masseuse that will sort me out without me having to give direction.
    Can anyone give me names? In kildare region preferably.
    You need to be more precise with location buddy.
    The only thing worth chasing is the ice cream van.

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    Anywhere in kildare suits to be honest... Fuel card from work can be put to use!! 👍

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    Advise:

    Wear a helmet and knee pads on your first go
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Advise:

    Wear a helmet and knee pads on your first go

    Take the lube when asked, for God sake take the lube when offered
    "We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That's not you. You are this person right now. You're the person who has learned from those failures. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12 View Post
    Take the lube without asking god. Also take her shoes
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Advise
    Welcome back
    Where were thou man


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Welcome back
    Where were thou man
    Damn foreign phones.

    Whats the story, just around you know. Doing bits and all
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Damn foreign phones.

    Whats the story, just around you know. Doing bits and all
    And all the jazz
    Sound


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    And all the jazz
    Sound
    Yup, all that jazz .

    Hows it been round here?
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