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    a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand

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    If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mush View Post
    a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand
    I was once bringing flowers to a friend in hospital, and walking from the florist about three different women engaged me in conversation along the lines of "for me? You shouldn't have"

    So if you're kept waiting too long on the corner waiting for the escort, who knows what might happen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetErica View Post
    If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...
    Remember the "how to hold a wineglass" thread?

    Now we have "how to hold flowers". Amazing what you can learn here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetErica View Post
    If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...
    You can buy style, but you can't buy class... and miss Erica is pure class.

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    happened to me once until i got bit sense, was stood up by a girl and was walking back to get the bus with the bunch of flowers in hand, met an oldish lady and handed them to her and said, these are for you,
    she said 'on yer bike sunshine, youre getting nothing from me' why do ladies always believe us guys have a ulterior motive and its not the case at all,

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    happened to me once until i got bit sense, was stood up by a girl and was walking back to get the bus with the bunch of flowers in hand, met an oldish lady and handed them to her and said, these are for you,
    she said 'on yer bike sunshine, youre getting nothing from me' why do ladies always believe us guys have a ulterior motive and its not the case at all,
    Oldish... You mean about 28? Bet she kept the flowers though, right?
    Last edited by gonzo76; 18-09-16 at 09:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mush View Post
    can you explain how to hold flowers .....people usually hold flowers in their hand...
    I'm guessing not to death grip them in your hand, but to cradle them more along your arm

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetErica View Post
    If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...
    explain.....one would normally hold flowers in their hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Remember the "how to hold a wineglass" thread?

    Now we have "how to hold flowers". Amazing what you can learn here.
    Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .


    Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing

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