flowers

**mush** · 18-09-16, 08:33

a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand

**SweetErica** · 18-09-16, 08:40

If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

**SteveB** · 18-09-16, 08:45

Originally Posted by SweetErica

If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

Remember the "how to hold a wineglass" thread?

Now we have "how to hold flowers". Amazing what you can learn here.

**redforever** · 18-09-16, 09:31

Originally Posted by SteveB

Remember the "how to hold a wineglass" thread?

Now we have "how to hold flowers". Amazing what you can learn here.

Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .

Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing

**bedders1** · 18-09-16, 09:37

Originally Posted by redforever

Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .

Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing

lol, believe me a lot of men need to know this or yo not been in a pub toilets for some time?

**Rachel Divine** · 18-09-16, 10:46

Originally Posted by redforever

Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .

Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing

Or how to use the mouth wash without having it directly from the bottle.

**redforever** · 18-09-16, 10:54

Originally Posted by Rachel Divine

Or how to use the mouth wash without having it directly from the bottle.

Or how to have a number 2 in an escorts bathroom without them knowing

I miss hadaway

**gonzo76** · 18-09-16, 08:48

Originally Posted by SweetErica

If you know how to hold them,you wont look like a muppet...

You can buy style, but you can't buy class... and miss Erica is pure class.

**howardsteele** · 18-09-16, 09:16

happened to me once until i got bit sense, was stood up by a girl and was walking back to get the bus with the bunch of flowers in hand, met an oldish lady and handed them to her and said, these are for you,
she said 'on yer bike sunshine, youre getting nothing from me' why do ladies always believe us guys have a ulterior motive and its not the case at all,

**gonzo76** · 18-09-16, 09:23

Originally Posted by howardsteele

happened to me once until i got bit sense, was stood up by a girl and was walking back to get the bus with the bunch of flowers in hand, met an oldish lady and handed them to her and said, these are for you,
she said 'on yer bike sunshine, youre getting nothing from me' why do ladies always believe us guys have a ulterior motive and its not the case at all,

Oldish... You mean about 28? Bet she kept the flowers though, right?

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