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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo76 View Post
    Oldish... You mean about 28? Bet she kept the flowers though, right?
    couldn't be, met her leaving the post office with her pension

    She didnt take the flowers, I left them on the bus beside the bus driver, he smiled at me and said 'you do know i'm married'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .


    Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing
    lol, believe me a lot of men need to know this or yo not been in a pub toilets for some time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mush View Post
    a question for the ladies and fellow punters....if a bloke brings a lady flowers does it make any difference to the service given....... fellas when you are waiting outside a certain location and told to wait 5 mins would you feel like a muppet standing around with flowers in your hand
    I always put them in my pants, that way I know my cock will come out smelling of roses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    My favourite random fact story

    Long ago 1700s a new fashion was introduced, the genteel homes started to use a new device - sugar tongs- intended to stop men taking a cube of sugar from the serving bowl with their dirty hands not washed after going to the toilet.

    A non tech lady misunderstood the placing of the sugar tong and had them put in the mens toilets to use to hold the penis thereby keeping the hands clean
    love it! and especially "non tech lady" in the 1700's

    actually pee is good for you, you've never been wounded chasing a wild boar around a forest in your underwear and needed something to sterilise the wound have you?

    or been stuck on a boat, lost at sea and run out of water, forced to plug a leaking hole by pushing your dimpled bum cheeks between the cracks i wager?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bedders1 View Post
    actually pee is good for you
    Bear Gyrlls is fond of drinking his own out of an inside out snake
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    Bear Gyrlls is fond of drinking his own out of an inside out snake
    He's just fond of listening to his own voice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Watch Horrible Histories pee is liquid gold - glad I'm not living back then urgh
    Yeah but at least back then you knew what was going on.

    Here's the Rice Krispies production line at a US factory not so long ago



    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Have you seen the behind the scenes leaked photos - Pizza Gyrlls - I wonder was that coke in the snake skin - camera trickery?
    Even if it was full of champagne I wouldn't want it from a upturned snake
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Quote Originally Posted by redforever View Post
    Thats the only reason I log on here . . . .


    Next up the correct way to hold your penis when pissing
    Or how to use the mouth wash without having it directly from the bottle.
    Naughty videos on EF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    Or how to use the mouth wash without having it directly from the bottle.
    Or how to have a number 2 in an escorts bathroom without them knowing

    I miss hadaway

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    Yeah but at least back then you knew what was going on.

    Here's the Rice Krispies production line at a US factory not so long ago





    Even if it was full of champagne I wouldn't want it from a upturned snake
    Snap, Crackle & piss !

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