Beginners Guide

[Protenis123]

The situation at her place. Warm and humid that evening, dry in places with some damp patches.
Lowest temperatures of 14 to 20 degrees Celsius if she keeps the heating on. Some isolated showers before and after.

During event warm humid flow covers the room. A south easternly force 6 rising slowly, naturally developing ?
Followed by a slow moving frontal trough and anitcyclone positions cyclone of preferably 1028 hpa

After the deed / finish early maybe a cold front from her may approach. Watch later in case of post associated deepening depression.
Repeat as required

Sex toys warning.......in operation

Her regaling personal info warning.....Nil

What about wind speed if window opened? The usual fabric of sheets? It is really important, I must know

[ford pefect]

Made an appointment and thanks for helping gonna lose my virginity to her, not sure about my decision although

Just bear in mind , what you get from a good escort is far removed from what you will get from any future girlfriends ,

[alcatel]

Follow the directions from the girls PRECISELY, have a good memory for the keypad /bell/ intercom yoke.
Remember her name, apt no or hotel room no
Soon you will have intimate mental map of most apartment blocks and hotels in your area.

Other important points
Is be clean, on time, have the money ready and enjoy

Good advice here.

Ok, not sure if trolling or not

Anyway, what are the appropriate times calling an escort? 4PM, 12PM, 8AM?

11am,noon is often a good time to ring(even then a few may not be answering till 1 or 2), not too many may answer at 8am and by 4 they may be otherwise occupied and you may have to ring a few times on the half hour or hour to get a response or you may sometimes miss them for that day by ringing late.

[alcatel]

Unless the appointment is in half an hour or so, you will usually be asked to confirm the booking, listen to how you are to do this, usually it is call or text half an hour or so before(I prefer text) and you will then call again just before the appointment itself. If the appointment is hours away and you are not told how to confirm, suggest doing so yourself, unless the escort knows you well, without confirmation, the escort may not keep the booking and might take another client if one turns up.
And has been stated before, choose someone well established, with plenty of good reviews and good English for a first time., if someone has poor English, misunderstandings can occur and directions may be hard to follow.

[FatBastard]

Unless the appointment is in half an hour or so, you will usually be asked to confirm the booking, listen to how you are to do this, usually it is call or text half an hour or so before(I prefer text) and you will then call again just before the appointment itself. If the appointment is hours away and you are not told how to confirm, suggest doing so yourself, unless the escort knows you well, without confirmation, the escort may not keep the booking and might take another client if one turns up.
And has been stated before, choose someone well established, with plenty of good reviews and good English for a first time., if someone has poor English, misunderstandings can occur and directions may be hard to follow.

"At the keypad press 'C' 7 times. No no, 7 times within 4 seconds or it cancels. Right, type in 2345738274638291833 press call. Now press **C174478298273782893893** then press the bell again. Do a wheelie touch your nose 3 times and the door will open. But if you don't hear the click and open it fast enough you have to do it all again"

God I love the buzzer systems. Especially the ones where the important keys are worn flat so you can't see the logo on the button, or the screens are fucked.

[alcatel]

I know one place where you have to go through two doors with two keypads and another place where the door has failed to open or taken repeated attempts on the keypad. I never try to memorise the numbers but keep the phone to my ear, which might not be the advice some would give, but it depends where you are.

[FatBastard]

Eh I was taking the piss really, I've never had a problem. But take some small town twat like me and put me in front of some fancy high end intercom system and I'm lost!