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    Default Bizarre questions escorts have asked you.

    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


    Last edited by Bongo; 06-09-16 at 07:18.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
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    its the escorts i find that ask the stupid questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zander View Post
    its the escorts i find that ask the stupid questions
    I was actually going to call the thread stupid questions that escorts ask but i said bizarre instead.
    Bless them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zander View Post
    its the escorts i find that ask the stupid questions
    This one was a cracker to be fair.

    Quote Originally Posted by black perl View Post
    To get darker is easy,but if I have black skin and I want to get white,what should I do?
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ht=black+pearl

    Something tells me it was not black pearl that posted this, instead it was someone who knew her log in and password


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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
    That's what I'd be more interested in hearing, what dumb shit do punters come up with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    That's what I'd be more interested in hearing, what dumb shit do punters come up with?
    where u from?How much money u make ? do u have boyfriend? what make u to cum? how long u are in Ireland? wanna be my gf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    where u from?How much money u make ? do u have boyfriend? what make u to cum? how long u are in Ireland? wanna be my gf?
    Usually can make a good stab at where someone is from or what might quite a few cum,, ;-)
    And reviews (the earliest) often gives a good indication of how long aomeone is in Ireland. I leave the bf/gf stuff alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    wanna be my gf?
    Is your face anything like this trying not to cringe too hard infront of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    Is your face anything like this trying not to cringe too hard infront of him?

    She looks like this

    Last edited by willie wacker; 06-09-16 at 12:15. Reason: I,m not the man


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