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    Default Bizarre questions escorts have asked you.

    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
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    its the escorts i find that ask the stupid questions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


    Well do they?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Well do they?
    Of course they do Jo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Of course they do Jo.

    got it, like a radar thingy x
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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
    That's what I'd be more interested in hearing, what dumb shit do punters come up with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    When your lying there after sex and your caressing the escort softly and you are talking about stuff and she asks you something like this.

    "Do planes have horns"?

    Whats that dear? I said

    "Do Planes have horns?", "You Know just in case another plane gets to close and they need to let them know".


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    Quote Originally Posted by FetishCherry View Post
    to be honest i dont think someone can be so stupid to put this question and usually the clients are the one who ask lots of questions mostly about private things ...
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Oh she did all right.
    To be fair but i dont think clients book escorts for there IQ and thrilling conversation.

    Or their grammar or spelling.

    Seriously, even the Aristocracy have their moments;

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...lassic-5042787

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