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    When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

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    Who's Jebus ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Who's Jebus ?
    He was an old user profile who was born a virgin, got banned for our sins, and on the third day got himself a life.

    Sorry, I was too tired last night to spell Methuselah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

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    you're worrying about threads when you should be worrying about saving our relationship,

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissusAnderson View Post
    you're worrying about threads when you should be worrying about saving our relationship,
    If you really cared about our relationship you'd stop forcing me to do things I don't like. You've no idea how uncomfortable that ball gag is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    When does a thread become so old that the mods have to step in and kill it? I've noticed over the last few months there seems to be a fad for reviving threads that are older than Jebus. Some of them get by, some get touched by the cold hand of mod. Where's the safe line? Am I anywhere near? Will I feel a soft kiss before I fall to my dark and dreamy death?

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    some of the older threads are the best. There should be a sticky thread for frequently asked questions which points them to older threads such as the 'is owo safe?' 'questions about anal' 'do escorts really love clients?' 'bareback?'
    you know the type..
    Last edited by funlover12; 02-09-16 at 18:15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    some of the older threads are the best. There should be a sticky thread for frequently asked questions which points them to older threads such as the 'is owo safe?' 'questions about anal' 'do escorts really love clients?' 'bareback?'
    you know the type..
    How do you PM an escort?
    Why can't I PM an escort?
    Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
    Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
    Do escorts have boyfriends?
    Would you date an escort?
    I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
    Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

    etc etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    How do you PM an escort?
    Why can't I PM an escort?
    Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
    Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
    Do escorts have boyfriends?
    Would you date an escort?
    I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
    Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

    etc etc
    The curtain? Is that OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    The curtain? Is that OK?

    Some folks say it's a right of passage.

    Mods, if you are paying attention you'll notice that TonyB would like to see this sticky 'thread of threads' that funlover has suggested made real as he needs to know the answer to a very important question.

    Please see to this before he starts a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Anderson View Post
    How do you PM an escort?
    Why can't I PM an escort?
    Why wont escorts answer my PMs?
    Is it safe to see an escort when she is PMing?
    Do escorts have boyfriends?
    Would you date an escort?
    I think the escort's boyfriend was in the next room while we were shagging.
    Is it okay to wipe your knob on the curtains when she leaves the room?

    etc etc

    indeed
    #nailedit

    lets keep this theme going...make it easy for them to know what to look for for the 'database' when they 'build' it
    oddly my mind has drawn a blank

    wait
    'how amazeballs escorts are!'
    'if I buy them flowers will they let me cum twice?'
    'if I spend 10x the amount of most clients will they love me more?'
    'do escorts ever fall in love with clients?'

    Im sure theres more..

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