Howard could be soon unavailable

**philipkntz** · 31-08-16, 15:39

Why ruin a perfectly good relationship?

**dob** · 31-08-16, 16:32

Originally Posted by howardsteele

What do you guys say when an escort asks you to marry her?

Howard

Yes. (Depending on who's asking)

**howardsteele** · 31-08-16, 17:04

I would feel honoured to be asked, i think i would say, give me a few days and ill get back to you

**EIFII** · 31-08-16, 17:18

Originally Posted by FatBastard

She drops to her knees, there's silence in the air. The hair on the back of your neck stands on end as she produces a small box, and holds it in front of her, longingly looking up at you.

You are nervous, sweating, heart pumping in anticipation. Then she opens the box and slips on one of them dreaded black condoms

What's with the black condoms? I've obviously missed something?

**FatBastard** · 31-08-16, 17:50

Originally Posted by EIFII

What's with the black condoms? I've obviously missed something?

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...d-black-condom

**lildick** · 31-08-16, 19:18

Originally Posted by howardsteele

What do you guys say when an escort asks you to marry her?

Howard

"That should be OK Hun, ring me 30 minutes before". Ld.

**Bongo** · 31-08-16, 19:30

Originally Posted by TonyB

The answer to that question from any woman is to run

True, on a scale of one 2 ten i would say its bicycle clip time.

**Magicman** · 31-08-16, 21:22

If an escort were to ask you (an unlikely event) ask yourself a few questions

1. Would you become a pimp or force her to give up her profitable profession?
2. Would you have to ring twenty minutes before the wedding to get directions?
3. Would you be annoyed when you find she had double-booked?
4. Would you expect all your favourite extras included or just the listed ones?
5. Would you still pay?
6. Would you be blacklisted for asking for bareback?
9. Would you expect to be allowed visit other escorts?

and FINALLY......................do you really think that you are good enough for any escort to want to marry?

**TonyB** · 31-08-16, 21:30

Originally Posted by Magicman

If an escort were to ask you (an unlikely event) ask yourself a few questions

1. Would you become a pimp or force her to give up her profitable profession?
2. Would you have to ring twenty minutes before the wedding to get directions?
3. Would you be annoyed when you find she had double-booked?
4. Would you expect all your favourite extras included or just the listed ones?
5. Would you still pay?
6. Would you be blacklisted for asking for bareback?
9. Would you expect to be allowed visit other escorts?

and FINALLY......................do you really think that you are good enough for any escort to want to marry?

It's marriage.
Just run

**f1 away** · 31-08-16, 21:41

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