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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    i am but some are very thick reinforced rubber, at least 8 ply, and you lose the sensation
    Maybe wash your knob and they'll not need the reinforced once to keep the smell in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    An absolute no, no for us. An unopened box might be allowed but as for bringing a single condom.....no way!
    Yeah I didn't think so. Thanks for clearing it up anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    Howard might pin prick a single condom in the hopes of increasing the population of Leitrim!
    You mean Cavan


    Joke time
    The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting.

    "Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms."
    99 Nuns "Oh no"
    1 Nun "He, he"

    "A condom!" said the head Nun.
    99 Nuns "Oh no"
    1 Nun "He, he"

    Head Nun "And it was used!"
    99 Nuns "Oh no"
    1 Nun "He, he"

    Head Nun "And it had a hole in it!"
    1 Nun "Oh no"
    99 Nuns "He, he"


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    Howard might pin prick a single condom in the hopes of increasing the population of Leitrim!


    We definitely don't want any more Howards running around.

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    I've never seen one of those industrial strength condoms but my pet hate regarding condoms is the escort that only leaves out one condom on the bedside locker even though I've paid for an hour. I once pranked an escort that does this by slipping a second condom from the drawer while h̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ she wasn't looking. She didn't notice until well into the main act, then panicked thinking I was going bareback. She nearly threw me out of the apartment, then relented, shared a shower with me, had a laugh and then we used the second condom.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    Howard might pin prick a single condom in the hopes of increasing the population of Leitrim!
    lets hope howard don't get a puncture then,

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