bit of DIY

[howardsteele]

sooo you are telling me you are using your real name on this forum, Howard?

only my real first name lu, i'm not really the man of steele, anyway theres millions of Howard's in Ireland

[howardsteele]

You can always use your real name Lu ,, when your dreaming

hey you, did you read my post, if i was going to make it up.id come up with lines better than this

I had sex with a 52 year woman on Saturday, she was just ok looking, body not bad

[MrBlonde1]

I had sex with a 52 year woman on Saturday, she was just ok looking, body not bad but had huge tits with pointy nipples .

I put an ad in the shopping centre that i was available at weekends to do painting at keen prices, mentioned i was a school leaver and up for any job, big or small,

got a call from this woman that wanted me to do her bedroom,
got my tools in deals and off i went, she showed me the bedroom and left me to it.
Half hour later she brought me in tea and biscuits and sat beside me on the bed, was enjoying a figroll when she said, Howard, do you have a girlfriend and i said no, then she put her hand on my crotch.
when i had the figroll ate she kissed me, she was undoing my overalls and taking my clothes off, she was cock crazy,
it was a good session although she got tired quickly and i managed to cum twice, another lady who sounds younger called me today wanting her bathroom painted, cant wait as never done it in the bathroom.

cool story bro

[willie wacker]

I bet the profile pic is real too.

And you can hit me anytime

[howardsteele]

So technically you can be in you're 60's and be a school leaver, you just forget to mention you left school 50 years ago

stop it you, fatbastard
do you want me to post up a copy of my provisional drivers licence ?

[Toolbox]

Does the "DIY" in the title stand for Dream It Yourself ?

I had sex with a 52 year woman on Saturday, she was just ok looking, body not bad but had huge tits with pointy nipples .

I put an ad in the shopping centre that i was available at weekends to do painting at keen prices, mentioned i was a school leaver and up for any job, big or small,

got a call from this woman that wanted me to do her bedroom,
got my tools in deals and off i went, she showed me the bedroom and left me to it.
Half hour later she brought me in tea and biscuits and sat beside me on the bed, was enjoying a figroll when she said, Howard, do you have a girlfriend and i said no, then she put her hand on my crotch.
when i had the figroll ate she kissed me, she was undoing my overalls and taking my clothes off, she was cock crazy,
it was a good session although she got tired quickly and i managed to cum twice, another lady who sounds younger called me today wanting her bathroom painted, cant wait as never done it in the bathroom.