Will work for sex

[MrBlonde1]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

[FatBastard]

I need my garage cleaned out. If I wear a wig tuck it up would that be good enough?

[willie wacker]

I need my garage cleaned out. If I wear a wig tuck it up would that be good enough?

Na you need would need to asshunter for that

[FatBastard]

going back to basics is I believe they did things like this in the olden days

And not just humans, this is a pretty fascinating study that was done a little while back

[willie wacker]

Any pics Blondie.....

I,d say he,d fix your pc

[MrBlonde1]

I,d say he,d fix your pc

Oi no personal pics!

Oh soapy ...you want face pics this time? You never asked before. Just for below the waist shots

I could be a footstool for you or sort out your closet? Driving instructer??

[FatBastard]

OP and his thread can't be serious.

I put a genuine offer up there and he didn't even acknowledge it.

Me xxx

[Mister Anderson]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

I've a nest of wasps beneath the cat box in my backyard. How much for you to come hither and remove it? Naked. Of course.

[Barney Rubble]

I've a nest of wasps beneath the cat box in my backyard. How much for you to come hither and remove it? Naked. Of course.

Eh, what's a cat box ? Is that where pussy 's do their business ?

[willie wacker]

I could be a footstool for you or sort out your closet? Driving instructer??

Pilot Instructor ???