Will work for sex

[alcatel]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

Ladies there is a big tool here for you to use.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[tom rambo]

I will work at the sex I am sure the ladies would prefer the money anyway,lol

[LuckyLu]

Morning,
you know what is it usually called? Husband.
You do little house chores in exchange for sex.
Xxx

PS. Advertising on the forums it is not allowed. I am leaving this up as I am taking it as a joke. Correct me please and I shall correct myself.

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

[lapd]

No advertising ??? what about the lenseman ?? and the guy selling apps ?? I was going to offer my professional services to the ladies, but now if they want someone to carry sandwich board up and down O Connell St ( main st. Dublin) advertising their wares I guess they can not contact me.

[MrBlonde1]

Morning,
you know what is it usually called? Husband.
You do little house chores in exchange for sex.
Xxx

PS. Advertising on the forums it is not allowed. I am leaving this up as I am taking it as a joke. Correct me please and I shall correct myself.

well hello you little hottie, I can help you find your irony button if you like....in exchange for sex of course....ill put it on your tab

[MrBlonde1]

I know the things I used to be promised if only I did the hoovering! Lies I tell you, lies.

the system is definitely broken, Ive done many many jobs and never had sex.

One day I might even finish some of them....like the roof

[FatBastard]

the system is definitely broken, Ive done many many jobs and never had sex.

One day I might even finish some of them....like the roof

giving yourself a hand job doesn't count

[gillyland]

I'm a bit brassers at the moment so I cant afford to visit any ladies, but thinking outside the box, I am very handy and have a big box of tools, so if any ladies have any jobs they want doing in exchange for sex, please pm me

painting
plumbing
electrics
carpentry

i cant really do any of them, but god loves a trier

i can fix computers...mostly and walk dogs, but i may not come back with the right one, so unless you are fussy, should be ok
I can cook...if you only eat beans and eggy peggy bread, I do make a mean cup of tea
oh and if you are unsure if you want to get married or commit to a boyfriend, I can stay over and believe me, by the morning you will soon reconsider and go back to single life

So there you go ladies, please dont fill up my inbox too quickly, this offer is only for the next year or so

don't you realise they have landlords for this, its okay. lets forgot it and put it down to one of your blonde moments

[MrBlonde1]

don't you realise they have landlords for this, its okay. lets forgot it and put it down to one of your blonde moments

anna massage had a plumbing problem and I was just too late...anyway she was a bit taken aback at my "call out charge"! :lamo:

[alcatel]

anna massage had a plumbing problem and I was just too late...anyway she was a bit taken aback at my "call out charge"! :lamo:

She would be taken aback when you put an extra n in her name too.