I'm a really picky punter. I don't have the funds to enjoy this past time as often as I'd like, so I have to be choosy. On Sunday, I was looking forward to a meeting. Chose a lady with outstanding reviews, appointment made, off I go. Discreet hotel booking, so far so good, lovely lady, things started great. Next of all...the mobile rang, she stops, walks across the room...and answers it, chats for a few seconds, hangs up...and sends an essay of a text.

It absolutely ruined it. Then, to top it off, It happens again, vibrating away on the table, stops again, goes over and turns it off.

For the love of jaysus..!!