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    Default I think I've finally figured it out.

    Shoe size has baffled us all since it first appeared on escort profiles, but I think I've finally figured it out.
    On my most recent encounter with the enemy, I forced my eyes to look below the nipple line and other distractions and there just below her ankles, I saw the answer that has eluded us all.
    Eight inch heels.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Shoe size has baffled us all since it first appeared on escort profiles, but I think I've finally figured it out.
    On my most recent encounter with the enemy, I forced my eyes to look below the nipple line and other distractions and there just below her ankles, I saw the answer that has eluded us all.
    Eight inch heels.
    but why are you wearing them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBlonde1 View Post
    but why are you wearing them?
    Thats material for another thread.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Eight inch heels are dangerous.

    LOL take off one shoe and you have to be pretty niffy to stay elegent hovering on one heel, best to do while sitting down or get a lovely gent to do for you
    why would you only take off one heel? Is this some weird new kink I'm not privy to?? Hopping sex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Thats material for another thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Shoe size has baffled us all since it first appeared on escort profiles, but I think I've finally figured it out.
    On my most recent encounter with the enemy, I forced my eyes to look below the nipple line and other distractions and there just below her ankles, I saw the answer that has eluded us all.
    Eight inch heels.
    Just love high heels!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Eight inch heels are dangerous.

    LOL take off one shoe and you have to be pretty niffy to stay elegent hovering on one heel, best to do while sitting down or get a lovely gent to do for you


    Last edited by willie wacker; 23-08-16 at 09:41.


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