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    Default Things that you will never hear escorts say...that non escorts say

    Some of these are true comments Ive had non escort dates say to me

    "I'm just not feeling it, sorry"

    "Can I change my facebook status to in a relationship?"

    "You remind me of my ex, although he was taller"

    "My mother lives in the second bedroom, but she won't mind hearing us"

    "I'm just out of a long term relationship, he broke my heart but my freinds said I should get back out there"

    "I dont find you sexually attractive in anyway"

    "Is that your real hair?"




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    It's not you its me.

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    No no sweetie you don't have to pay me
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBlonde1 View Post
    Some of these are true comments Ive had non escort dates say to me

    "I'm just not feeling it, sorry"

    "Can I change my facebook status to in a relationship?"

    "You remind me of my ex, although he was taller"

    "My mother lives in the second bedroom, but she won't mind hearing us"

    "I'm just out of a long term relationship, he broke my heart but my freinds said I should get back out there"

    "I dont find you sexually attractive in anyway"

    "Is that your real hair?"




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    The following is a list of things I've heard women say that are sexually interested in me:




















































































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    "Remember that thing I asked you to do there last week, do you remember? No. Did you do it? no, of course you didn't.

    "YOUR FUCKING USELESS"

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    Does my bum look big in this.

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    Get the fuck away from me, you weirdo

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    Keep the change.

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    "We need to talk."

    Basically this means you're a fucking dead man.

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