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    I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

    I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

    Howard
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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

    I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

    Howard
    You probably sounded like a pervert on the phone and she was just being polite ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ass Hunter View Post
    You probably sounded like a pervert on the phone and she was just being polite ?
    but i always sound like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    but i always sound like that
    Asthma ? Some of the escorts have asthma too the guys think they are giving them immense pleasure but actually they just forgot to bring their purple inhaler with them.

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    Did you tell her who you were?

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    Said I was Howard, Howard Steele an established member of the E-I Forums, didnt have the effect i'd hoped for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ass Hunter View Post
    You probably sounded like a pervert on the phone and she was just being polite ?
    Maybe he had the asthma and heavy breathing as well.
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    I'm a leitrim man, from Carrick-on-Shannon and its a great place as we have stags and hen nights here, the escorts dont seem to visit us much down here, any others lads here from leitrim give us a shout
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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I'm a leitrim man, from Carrick-on-Shannon and its a great place as we have stags and hen nights here, the escorts dont seem to visit us much down here, any others lads here from leitrim give us a shout
    Moon river is a great spot for getting the tackle bitten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Probably a Hollywood cold....
    Is that the same as a Brazilian

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