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    Default Visiting an escort with a bad cold

    I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

    I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

    Howard
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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

    I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

    Howard
    You probably sounded like a pervert on the phone and she was just being polite ?

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    Probably a Hollywood cold....
    Time and companionship

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ass Hunter View Post
    You probably sounded like a pervert on the phone and she was just being polite ?
    but i always sound like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Probably a Hollywood cold....
    Is that the same as a Brazilian

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    but i always sound like that
    Asthma ? Some of the escorts have asthma too the guys think they are giving them immense pleasure but actually they just forgot to bring their purple inhaler with them.

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    Did you tell her who you were?

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    Said I was Howard, Howard Steele an established member of the E-I Forums, didnt have the effect i'd hoped for

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Said I was Howard, Howard Steele an established member of the E-I Forums, didnt have the effect i'd hoped for
    Tell them you are tonyb it works for me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

    I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

    Howard
    Do you belong to the clan of Walshie. gillyland, O Kevin and hadaway?
    Most of you seem to originate up there in the Cavan/Leitrim area.
    Must be sometning in the water.
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