Total Frustration!

[jessica rabbit]

You probably don't want to know more rover. Just another comedy profile by one of the regular male posters

oh the highwayman love2

how can you say such things

when you know they,re not true

dont you know how much i want to stroke rover and tickle his tummy until i see that look on his face love4

i promise to leave him wet and panting

[thehighwayman]

Maybe it's my frustration showing At least some people are enjoying themselves, have fun

[DollyDarling]

To my homeade soup thread. Thats REALLY exciting!!!

[rover]

To my homeade soup thread. Thats REALLY exciting!!!

There must be something exciting about your home made soup, it's getting a lot of response,
is it an aphrodesiac (spelling?) or something.

[Patricia]

There must be something exciting about your home made soup, it's getting a lot of response,
is it an aphrodesiac (spelling?) or something.

Lots of sex makes you hungry... Or is that just me?

[luther]

Lots of sex makes you hungry... Or is that just me?

So what are you sayin Pat???

Are ya hungry or horny???

Or lookin to build up an appetite????

[carlos marvado]

So what are you sayin Pat???

Are ya hungry or horny???

Or lookin to build up an appetite????

Now Luther, I suspect that Patricia being the intelligent woman that she is, will know full well that it's a bad idea to eat too late in the evening and then go to bed on a full stomach.

So, she's probably just horny as hell. Sure in this weather, it's the best way to keep warm and cut down on your electricity bills. Shower and bath together and retire early for a spot of adult fun and shag your way through the recession, plus it's cheaper to buy and cook for a couple then for two individuals.

Given that people wont be able to afford to go out as much any more, they're either going to rediscover the things that brought them together in the first place or their going to drive each other up the walls.

Ok, I'm looking for a nice lady to share the bills with and reduce electricity consumption through natural heating techniques.

[luther]

I know what your sayin Carlos, staying in and getting down is the new going out and getting ........... well ........... usually just drunk......

So what your saying is Pat's a bit horny so I should nip over with a light snack at most, fire log and candles optional, bring something for the breakfast and see what's shakin......

[carlos marvado]

That's it Luther, shakin....not stirred.....and bring her some chocies. I dont know the technical ins and outs of it, but there's something in the chocolate that really gets the ladies going......and dont forget the bubbly, makes them giggle like little school girls behind the bike shed.

Anyway I've turned the heating down........I have better things to be doing with my money then subsidizing those over paid feckers in the ESB.

[luther]

I'd say I'd be a away in a hack with a nagan of gin..............