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    Dogging season ruined by start of grouse hunting season

    http://newsthump.com/2016/08/13/dogg...unting-season/

    Britain’s doggers are up in arms today, claiming their traditional pastime is being ruined by interlopers on the countryside shooting at grouse.
    Doggers have been heading up to isolated moors, hillsides and supermarket car parks for time out of mind, but now complain their way of life is at risk of being destroyed by a wave of gun-toting townies who just don’t understand the ways of the country.
    An exclusive group, doggers are brought together by the search for what they call ‘The Glorious 12 Inches’, and often spend entire nights in the countryside rooting around by the light of car headlamps in pursuit of their elusive quarry.
    “It’s an outrage”, dogger Simon Williams told us.
    “My family have been coming to this same car park for three generations – sometimes all at the same time – and now our way of life is under threat from a wave of hooray Henrys with shotguns blazing away everywhere and scaring off all the birds.
    “Not that there ever really were any anyway, but there used to be a really good transvestite who has stopped coming.
    “If dogging comes to an end in this country, thousands will lose their jobs in related industries of car battery replacement and valeting stains off faux-leather car seat upholstery.”
    Grouse shooters are apologetic but unrepentant at the effect they are having on rural communities and insisted that the two groups could coexist, each with their own way of blowing a load.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joggon View Post
    Dogging season ruined by start of grouse hunting season

    http://newsthump.com/2016/08/13/dogg...unting-season/

    Britain’s doggers are up in arms today, claiming their traditional pastime is being ruined by interlopers on the countryside shooting at grouse.
    Doggers have been heading up to isolated moors, hillsides and supermarket car parks for time out of mind, but now complain their way of life is at risk of being destroyed by a wave of gun-toting townies who just don’t understand the ways of the country.
    An exclusive group, doggers are brought together by the search for what they call ‘The Glorious 12 Inches’, and often spend entire nights in the countryside rooting around by the light of car headlamps in pursuit of their elusive quarry.
    “It’s an outrage”, dogger Simon Williams told us.
    “My family have been coming to this same car park for three generations – sometimes all at the same time – and now our way of life is under threat from a wave of hooray Henrys with shotguns blazing away everywhere and scaring off all the birds.
    “Not that there ever really were any anyway, but there used to be a really good transvestite who has stopped coming.
    “If dogging comes to an end in this country, thousands will lose their jobs in related industries of car battery replacement and valeting stains off faux-leather car seat upholstery.”
    Grouse shooters are apologetic but unrepentant at the effect they are having on rural communities and insisted that the two groups could coexist, each with their own way of blowing a load.
    I thought Grouse shooting was an older pastime
    Grouse season only last a month
    Doggers have 11 months alone


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    I thought Grouse shooting was an older pastime
    Grouse season only last a month
    Doggers have 11 months alone
    its gone to the dogs
    go boil your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    I thought Grouse shooting was an older pastime
    Grouse season only last a month
    Doggers have 11 months alone
    I disagree. There aren't enough hours of darkness during high summer and the winter months are too cold. August and September are the best months for dogging.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
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    Over 100,000 doggers have signed the petition to have it banned

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...00-sign-petit/
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...-Bastard-story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovepussy123 View Post
    its gone to the dogs
    Both are into Dogs


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Both are into Dogs
    woof woof
    go boil your head

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