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  1. 05-08-16, 06:44 #1
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    Default Looking for advice / tips. First time punter

    Hi Guys & Gals,

    Looking for some up-to-date advise on meeting an escort for the first time. I'm not sure if I will go through with it again if I do it once, so I want it to be near perfection i,e gf experience, clean classy girl etc.

    How do I go about being safe (physically) and getting a natural feeling transaction between myself and the escort?

    Any advice would be great.
    If you could even recommend a few classy ladies(nice clean well lit apartments etc)
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    Welcome. There are probably thousands of these threads. Use the search tool.
    Read these
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...-to-guide.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...01#post1689301
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...highlight=tips

    If you’re looking for perfection I think you’re out of luck frankly. You’re paying for the experience and that changes everything. That being said, the ladies are professionals and great at making you feel comfortable relaxed and spoiled for the time you’re with them. No one knows what type of escort you consider ideal so it’s pointless recommending for an example an East European escort with the body of a glamour model who’s skilful sexually if she has limited English and that would put you off. Or you might prefer curvy, or older or skinny and be more focused on having a chat and a laugh and a cuddle. Who knows.
    I’d highly recommend these ladies, but as I say, it’s almost pointless.
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...rs/84745-Melek
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    I haven’t met Sarah yet but hope to put that right soon
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    Apartments are usually fine in Sandyford, IFSC, Ringsend Ballsbridge Grand Canal docks and some in D9. Temple bar, Pearse St, Ranelagh Rathmines and Christchurch are a little more hit and miss.
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    [QUOTE=Irish Josephine;1800903]Do not ask her if she is clean[/QUOTE

    i think he meant clean apartments!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    On a more serious note, from calls this morning

    If she has no face photos do not ask her to send u one
    Do not ask her

    to describe her body
    if her boobs are real
    wot u look like
    wot u do
    wot will we do
    can I touch u
    wots the service like
    text ur address
    Where r u
    send a text I give u 100 for an hour

    NEVER EVER SEND THIS TEXT

    ???????

    If the person is busy wait for a reply, it may not come if you texted or rang an hour ago, respecting ur privacy that is called


    Make a booking then ask how much or wot service u do

    what to do

    Read the profile if the fav you want os listed check the fee

    Ring if no answer text

    Hi I am in (town) free from (2pm to 6pm for example) please text if we can meet

    now, that is my good deed done for the day

    I have had a morning of (joe?) joke calls, am I bothered?

    Naw I'm eating chocs from a lovely client last night
    Why cant I ask if her boobs are real?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DubGuy029 View Post
    Any advice would be great.
    It should go without saying but you could log in again and thank people for their helpful advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Feckem View Post
    Welcome. There are probably thousands of these threads. Use the search tool.
    Read these
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...-to-guide.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...01#post1689301
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...highlight=tips

    If you’re looking for perfection I think you’re out of luck frankly. You’re paying for the experience and that changes everything. That being said, the ladies are professionals and great at making you feel comfortable relaxed and spoiled for the time you’re with them. No one knows what type of escort you consider ideal so it’s pointless recommending for an example an East European escort with the body of a glamour model who’s skilful sexually if she has limited English and that would put you off. Or you might prefer curvy, or older or skinny and be more focused on having a chat and a laugh and a cuddle. Who knows.
    I’d highly recommend these ladies, but as I say, it’s almost pointless.
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...rs/84745-Melek
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    I haven’t met Sarah yet but hope to put that right soon
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    Apartments are usually fine in Sandyford, IFSC, Ringsend Ballsbridge Grand Canal docks and some in D9. Temple bar, Pearse St, Ranelagh Rathmines and Christchurch are a little more hit and miss.
    Feck you David Feckem stop touting Sarah I want her all to myself

    Seriously she is my joint favourite up there with Rubina
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    Quote Originally Posted by DubGuy029 View Post
    Hi Guys & Gals,

    Looking for some up-to-date advise on meeting an escort for the first time. I'm not sure if I will go through with it again if I do it once, so I want it to be near perfection i,e gf experience, clean classy girl etc.

    How do I go about being safe (physically) and getting a natural feeling transaction between myself and the escort?

    Any advice would be great.
    If you could even recommend a few classy ladies(nice clean well lit apartments etc)
    my advice- seriously

    DON'T START! once you open the door to paying for sex it changes everything and you will never give it up

    get yourself on tinder
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Why cant I ask if her boobs are real?
    Because she might think you sound like a tit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Feckem View Post
    It should go without saying but you could log in again and thank people for their helpful advice

    He needs 9 more posts to be able to thank other posts.
    That is a big mountain for some to scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    He needs 9 more posts to be able to thank other posts.
    That is a big mountain for some to scale.
    Maybe he could type some words
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