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    Hi Guys & Gals,

    Looking for some up-to-date advise on meeting an escort for the first time. I'm not sure if I will go through with it again if I do it once, so I want it to be near perfection i,e gf experience, clean classy girl etc.

    How do I go about being safe (physically) and getting a natural feeling transaction between myself and the escort?

    Any advice would be great.
    If you could even recommend a few classy ladies(nice clean well lit apartments etc)

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    Welcome. There are probably thousands of these threads. Use the search tool.
    Read these
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...-to-guide.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...01#post1689301
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...highlight=tips

    If you’re looking for perfection I think you’re out of luck frankly. You’re paying for the experience and that changes everything. That being said, the ladies are professionals and great at making you feel comfortable relaxed and spoiled for the time you’re with them. No one knows what type of escort you consider ideal so it’s pointless recommending for an example an East European escort with the body of a glamour model who’s skilful sexually if she has limited English and that would put you off. Or you might prefer curvy, or older or skinny and be more focused on having a chat and a laugh and a cuddle. Who knows.
    I’d highly recommend these ladies, but as I say, it’s almost pointless.
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...rs/84745-Melek
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    I haven’t met Sarah yet but hope to put that right soon
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    Apartments are usually fine in Sandyford, IFSC, Ringsend Ballsbridge Grand Canal docks and some in D9. Temple bar, Pearse St, Ranelagh Rathmines and Christchurch are a little more hit and miss.
    Last edited by David Feckem; 05-08-16 at 12:49.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DubGuy029 View Post
    Hi Guys & Gals,

    Looking for some up-to-date advise on meeting an escort for the first time. I'm not sure if I will go through with it again if I do it once, so I want it to be near perfection i,e gf experience, clean classy girl etc.

    How do I go about being safe (physically) and getting a natural feeling transaction between myself and the escort?

    Any advice would be great.
    If you could even recommend a few classy ladies(nice clean well lit apartments etc)
    Do not ask her if she is clean
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    On a more serious note, from calls this morning

    If she has no face photos do not ask her to send u one
    Do not ask her

    to describe her body
    if her boobs are real
    wot u look like
    wot u do
    wot will we do
    can I touch u
    wots the service like
    text ur address
    Where r u
    send a text I give u 100 for an hour

    NEVER EVER SEND THIS TEXT

    ???????

    If the person is busy wait for a reply, it may not come if you texted or rang an hour ago, respecting ur privacy that is called


    Make a booking then ask how much or wot service u do

    what to do

    Read the profile if the fav you want os listed check the fee

    Ring if no answer text

    Hi I am in (town) free from (2pm to 6pm for example) please text if we can meet

    now, that is my good deed done for the day

    I have had a morning of (joe?) joke calls, am I bothered?

    Naw I'm eating chocs from a lovely client last night
    Last edited by Irish Josephine; 05-08-16 at 13:07. Reason: ** joe may be innocent
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    [QUOTE=Irish Josephine;1800903]Do not ask her if she is clean[/QUOTE

    i think he meant clean apartments!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DubGuy029 View Post
    Hi Guys & Gals,

    Looking for some up-to-date advise on meeting an escort for the first time. I'm not sure if I will go through with it again if I do it once, so I want it to be near perfection i,e gf experience, clean classy girl etc.

    How do I go about being safe (physically) and getting a natural feeling transaction between myself and the escort?

    Any advice would be great.
    If you could even recommend a few classy ladies(nice clean well lit apartments etc)
    [QUOTE=spunki;1800907]
    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Do not ask her if she is clean[/QUOTE

    i think he meant clean apartments!
    Be careful how you come across

    Most important to remember, you are asking to be alone with a person in private, I refuse anyone who sounds suspect for safety reasons.
    How you seem - if impatient or cross means no answer xx

    ** For safety reasons I may seem over sensitive that is ok, I have never had and never want to have a bad experience, I will refuse any booking that causes me slight concern.

    Interesting we saw different things in this post

    I tend to look carefully it has kept me safe so far xxx

    OP you probably meant no offence but do be careful how you seem x
    Last edited by Irish Josephine; 05-08-16 at 13:23. Reason: **
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    On a more serious note, from calls this morning

    If she has no face photos do not ask her to send u one
    Do not ask her

    to describe her body
    if her boobs are real
    wot u look like
    wot u do
    wot will we do
    can I touch u
    wots the service like
    text ur address
    Where r u
    send a text I give u 100 for an hour

    NEVER EVER SEND THIS TEXT

    ???????

    If the person is busy wait for a reply, it may not come if you texted or rang an hour ago, respecting ur privacy that is called


    Make a booking then ask how much or wot service u do

    what to do

    Read the profile if the fav you want os listed check the fee

    Ring if no answer text

    Hi I am in (town) free from (2pm to 6pm for example) please text if we can meet

    now, that is my good deed done for the day

    I have had a morning of (joe?) joke calls, am I bothered?

    Naw I'm eating chocs from a lovely client last night
    Why cant I ask if her boobs are real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Why cant I ask if her boobs are real?
    You can in person in a booking

    It is the way it is asked with real sarcasm on the phone or in a cheeky way by text.
    It is usually asked with other questions

    Can speak for myself you can ask others what you like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DubGuy029 View Post
    Any advice would be great.
    It should go without saying but you could log in again and thank people for their helpful advice


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    Quote Originally Posted by David Feckem View Post
    Welcome. There are probably thousands of these threads. Use the search tool.
    Read these
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...-to-guide.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...01#post1689301
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...highlight=tips

    If you’re looking for perfection I think you’re out of luck frankly. You’re paying for the experience and that changes everything. That being said, the ladies are professionals and great at making you feel comfortable relaxed and spoiled for the time you’re with them. No one knows what type of escort you consider ideal so it’s pointless recommending for an example an East European escort with the body of a glamour model who’s skilful sexually if she has limited English and that would put you off. Or you might prefer curvy, or older or skinny and be more focused on having a chat and a laugh and a cuddle. Who knows.
    I’d highly recommend these ladies, but as I say, it’s almost pointless.
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...rs/84745-Melek
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    I haven’t met Sarah yet but hope to put that right soon
    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
    Apartments are usually fine in Sandyford, IFSC, Ringsend Ballsbridge Grand Canal docks and some in D9. Temple bar, Pearse St, Ranelagh Rathmines and Christchurch are a little more hit and miss.
    Feck you David Feckem stop touting Sarah I want her all to myself

    Seriously she is my joint favourite up there with Rubina

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