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    Exclamation Escorts carbon footprint

    It must be huge ?
    When you think about all the flights per year
    Then the travelling up and down the country
    Then all the showers in between appointments (the clean ones that is)
    Then all the lube
    Then the astronomical amount of condoms.
    Even the carbon dioxide with all that huffing and puffing by old crinkly guys like me on top of them panting and banging away.

    Like do they ever think about the environment when they are on their quest to make themselves rich ?

    I know some escorts are touchy so i will end my post on a joke.

    IF A GUY GOT LAID EVERY NIGHT FOR A YEAR AND KEPT ALL THE CONDOMS TO BE MELTED INTO A TYRE FOR HIS CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED ?

    A GOODYEAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ass Hunter View Post

    IF A GUY GOT LAID EVERY NIGHT FOR A YEAR AND KEPT ALL THE CONDOMS TO BE MELTED INTO A TYRE FOR HIS CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED ?

    A GOODYEAR

    More like a big dick!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Nice one thanks

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    Very good.
    Good original post

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    Not much science in the OP to back up the idea (We need graphs etc to see the extent of the problem)

    However Sophies iMac / Phone replacements etc may well be the cause of the few hot days we had recently


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