Butt stuff

[AbidingPond]

You could always get your Doctor to do it for you and if you have a Medical card you get it done free.

My doctor is an old and ugly bastard but it would be hard to turn down a free service.

[blue rebel]

My doctor is an old and ugly bastard but it would be hard to turn down a free service.

I have no liking for anything going in my butt as it don't appeal to me, I do remember about 20 years ago
having to go to my Dr with Piles and when he told me to drop pants and put knees up to chest and then
put on the plastic glove I could have died and found it a horrifying experience.

[AbidingPond]

I have no liking for anything going in my butt as it don't appeal to me, I do remember about 20 years ago
having to go to my Dr with Piles and when he told me to drop pants and put knees up to chest and then
put on the plastic glove I could have died and found it a horrifying experience.

Piles huh

Lovely Jubbly

I feel worse for your doctor.

[TonyB]

Piles huh

Lovely Jubbly

I feel worse for your doctor.

It's happens a lot of men get haemorrhoids in their 50s.
And of course that was 20 years ago.
He's holding up well being here at his age

[AbidingPond]

You could just close you eyes and think of your favorite escort! O'h yeah an tell the owl Doc not to talk!

I don't think he would be able to keep his mouth shut when I say "yeah bitch give it to me".

[blue rebel]

It's happens a lot of men get haemorrhoids in their 50s.
And of course that was 20 years ago.
He's holding up well being here at his age

I had them a lot in those days but used to do a lot of driving back then and sitting down all day
was not the best for them. The ol Preparation H was the treatment back then. A lot of guys suffer
from them but most would be too embarrassed to admit it and also a lot of Women get them.

[rincewind]

Sorry but this thread is starting to become a right pain in the arse.

[FatBastard]

I appreciate the honesty lads. As for the potential worry about someone thinking I'm gay, I think (and if you look at my post history you'll see this) the fact I enjoy sex with women and have sucked a dick, I'm beyond caring about that - it's just threads like this can end up "am I gay now" when really it's a dumb thing to say.

Well, whither or not the folk that said its good are having me on or not, I'm gonna fuckin do it. Probably next weekend. Or FUCK I'm supposed to be abstaining for 4 weeks to try and cure the old death grip syndrome. Well, I can orgasm without and contact with my dick maybe it wont count

[alcatel]

I have no liking for anything going in my butt as it don't appeal to me, I do remember about 20 years ago
having to go to my Dr with Piles and when he told me to drop pants and put knees up to chest and then
put on the plastic glove I could have died and found it a horrifying experience.

Well this thread descended quickly.

Were you that Dr? bagehot.

[blue rebel]

Were you that Dr? bagehot.

No my Dr didn't have a beard!! I don't think SHE had anyway.