when good escorts turn bad

[Bongo]

many reasons why they can turn bad, most usual reasons are

workload
pissed off
clients not wiping their feet on entering
clients coming without gifts
clients coming with incorrect amount of money and looking change
clients coming with small penises
clients coming on their hair
clients refusing to use the bathroom
clients just being clients

[paddywack]

you got all my attention now, I am all ears
go on... what's happened?

not much to tell as all bit wham bam thank you mam,

then I woke up in hospital

[alcatel]

not much to tell as all bit wham bam thank you mam,

then I woke up in hospital

A paddy got whacked?