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    Default We are all being Raped!!

    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
    I must be immune to rape then, as I get no reaction from it at all, not even an orgasmic sneeze!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Rape is not funny, just saying.
    Sexual rape isn't no, but like other words it can be extended to other things and in this context it is light hearted. Maybe a little bad taste, but then it is Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?
    Only if they fart while raping you.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?
    Let us know who done it, we'll sort them out for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    I must be immune to rape then, as I get no reaction from it at all, not even an orgasmic sneeze!
    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Sexual rape isn't no, but like other words it can be extended to other things and in this context it is light hearted. Maybe a little bad taste, but then it is Anon
    Will you make up your mind please, one minute you're engaging, the next after 1 comment you're insulted

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Rape is not funny, just saying.
    You're being a grumpy fart if you don't see the difference in this thread and actual rape, just saying

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    Solution: don't breathe. Problem solved.




    Disclaimer: 'other' issues may arise from practicing the above method. This statement is not based on any medical science or endorsed by the wider science community. As such, those who practice the above are completely 100% responsible for their own actions to save themselves from being 'plant jizzed'.
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 14-07-16 at 09:49.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    I like being raped......just saying like getting tied , gagged, blindfolded and sexually taken advantage of is something I often pay for.::
    Its not rape if you're paying for it. How would you feel if the escort of your choice tied, gagged and blindfolded you then left the room and a couple of guys came in and raped you?
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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